Ok Ok Ok, Imagine The Game Of Telephone That's Happening Rn. Orym Calls Keyleth And Says It's The Cerberus

Ok ok ok, imagine the game of telephone that's happening rn. Orym calls Keyleth and says it's the Cerberus Assembly. Keyleth goes, fuckin wizards, and calls Allura. Allura goes, oh those bastards, calls Caleb and goes get ur fuckin wizards and Caleb, exhausted, ambles up the road to beau's house, bangs on the door at 9pm and just goes 'ludinus'

Realizing Adam was bi and he knew it the whole time is infinitely funnier to me, as a bisexual, because I too would follow two hot guys on a bullshit adventure I don't believe in if it meant I got that kind of unstable, unhinged, unconditional love from them omfg.

the thing that's weird about aftg is that, it is, without a doubt, the biggest mess I have ever read and I could not justify one thing about it, but when I see someone genuinely criticizing it, like genuinely trying to speak about it objectively and rationally I'm automatically like "this is really embarrassing for you please stop. If you don't get it you don't get it but I'm gonna need you to take your lit crit somewhere else thank you very much"

good morning to yogurt eaters, conflicted Catholics, men who do tarot, old people in young bodies, deceased blink-182 fans, Latin teachers (derogatory), anyone with three moms, socially awkward ecologists, women who like candles, 20 year olds who use antacids, mummified Welshmen, & anyone who’s fired a gun

Absolutely a sucker for the “ARE YOU HURT” once over. The wandering hands, frantically checking for blood or pain just SOMETHING. ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of what they might find while searching. The panicked look on the face of the person doing the checking, the glossy, confused “I’m fine” from the person being checked. HOO BOY just inject that shit right into my veins

writing is like this is the best idea i’ve ever had that’s the worst sentence i’ve ever written i’m a fraud i’m a genius i’m unable to focus i’m going to sleep