Obligatory TSS Mourning Post

obligatory TSS mourning post

blackguard lives au ( post credits edition )

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The Suicide Squad dir. James Gunn | 2021

RESIDENT  EVIL   (  2002  )   SENTENCE  STARTERS

i want to know who you people are and i want to know what’s going on here.

you and i have the same employer.

your marriage is a fake.

they live and work underground. their research is of the highest importance.

our position on the map is indicated by heat signature.

why can’t i remember anything?

so you’re saying this place was attacked?

i’m afraid things are a little more complicated than that.

what happened here?

get out! get out! you can’t be in here!

she’ll try to deceive us, confuse us.

i implore you.

implore away.

you’re all going to die down here.

what was all the shooting?

because blood doesn’t do that until after you’re dead.

where are the bodies? where did they go?

all the people working here are dead.

when you cut the power, you unlocked the doors. you let them out.

we’re never going to make it to the surface.

some of us provide information, others give their support.

what kind of research?

maybe she trusted the wrong person, maybe they set her up.

where are you taking those?

that homicidal bitch killed my team.

tell us what’s going on down here.

even in death, the human body still remains active.

it brings the dead back to life?

they are driven by the basest of impulses, the most basic needs.

how do you kill them?

you mean shoot them in the head.

why did you kill everybody down here?

it’s almost impossible to kill.

whoa, we’re not infected.

just one bite, one scratch from these creatures is sufficient.

i was trying to stop them.

no, nothing ever changes.

i don’t want to be one of those things walking around without a soul.

i’m missing you already.

bitch wouldn’t open the door so i had to fry her.

i’m not dead yet.

i could kiss you, you bitch.

i shot her five times. how is she still standing?

you’re going to have to work for your meal.

when i get outta here, think i’m gonna get laid.

your boyfriend’s a real asshole.

no pressure, guys.

i’m not sure i want to remember what went on down here.

i don’t deal in chance.

she was right. we are going to die down here.

yeah, you like how i taste, don’t you?

I find it kind of funny that human babies are so fragile and helpless and useless that natural selection went like HARD-hard on humans finding babies cute. This thing is a wailing messy resource sinkhole so please find other reason to enjoy it. And the humans that did find baby cute and invest time in them, the crazy bastards?? Lived!!

And now there’s so much spill-over from “baby cute” gene that humans see literally any “baby” creature that even slightly resembles us, like

and we’re like 😍🥰🤩🥺🥺🥺 I wanna love you so bad. I wanna make so many images of you, you are so small, just baby. I’m inventing new emotions as we speak bc I love you so much.

Like, I’m almost convinced humans didn’t even domesticate dogs bc we thought they’d be useful, we saw some puppies and it activated our Big Boi Primate Baby buttons, it wasn’t even logic time baby, it was 🥺 time.