Ofc You Think My Dad Or Brother Can, Without Me They Would Be Starving

ofc you think my dad or brother can, without me they would be starving

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

TUA SEASON 4 SPOILERS

okay so let me get this straight

Luther lost his wife then died as a stripper with a house that's falling apart

Diego died after just having found out his wife, who he'd been unhappy with for a long time, cheated on him with his brother

Allison died without a husband, with her career at a standstill, after not speaking to her family for years and without really fixing their relationship

Klaus died after relapsing after 3 years of sobriety, scaring his niece, without reuniting with Dave and with the additional trauma of being buried alive and sex trafficked

Five died having failed to stop the apocalypse - his only goal for the past, what, 60 years of his life - with unresolved feelings for Lila

Ben died suffering inside a huge blob that ended the world, never getting to be happy with Jennifer

Viktor died because he finally, FINALLY dared to question and oppose his father, after being unable to maintain a stable relationship with a woman for years (RIP Sissy ig)

Lila died stuck in an unhappy marriage, with conflicted feelings towards her husband AND his brother, with whom she had cheated

ok ok cool cool cool, got it.

deadpool and wolverine

I'd like to thank Aiden Gallagher cause sir if you weren't so beautiful I would not have been able to watch this shit

my diary entry from exactly a year ago : “my new white boy of the month is mattheo riddle”… who’s gonna tell her that it was never just a phase

loved thisss 💋

✶ no big deal — spencer reid x reader || pure fluff

⋆ ࣪ . summary : spencer is a germaphobe. you soon learned that everything has an exception.

the office buzzed with the usual morning activity as you entered, a cup of coffee in your hand. your boyfriend was already seated at his desk, completely absorbed in a file. his left hand also cradled a cup of coffee, while his right held a half-eaten chocolate donut covered in sprinkles. you walked over and stood behind him, smiling to yourself as you watched his brow furrow in deep concentration.

feeling a bit playful, you leaned over his shoulder, eyeing the donut in his hand. without thinking too much about it, you quickly leaned in and took a bite out of the donut, savouring the sweet chocolate.

the moment the taste hit your tongue, guilt quickly followed. you knew how spencer felt about certain things, especially given his germaphobia. you immediately pulled back, eyes wide with regret.

“oh my god, spence, i’m so sorry,” you blurted out, “i didn’t even think—i’ll go get you a new one right now.”

spencer paused, lowering the file and turning to look at you. you braced yourself, expecting him to be at least a little bit annoyed. but instead, he deadpanned,

“you know, we’ve exchanged worse bodily fluids than saliva,” you stared at him, face heating up.

“touché.”

his lips twitched into a faint smile as he took another bite of the donut, deliberately from the same spot where you had. then, reaching out his hand, he brushed a sprinkle from your bottom lip before leaning in to press a soft, lingering kiss to your mouth.

“see?” he murmured against your lips.

“no big deal.”

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