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3 months ago

My ex gf got me vampire blood from bath and body works do I have to marry her now


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1 year ago

Reblog if reading someone elseā€™s fanfiction has helped you get through a hard day


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11 months ago

I love how I'm just minding my own business, scrolling through this platform when I saw someone referring to Sir Pentious as Sir PentHOUSE multiple timesā€”

LmaošŸ’€ No hate tho, I just find it funny


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As an aro/ace, Iā€™ve never read smut or had sex, but I know thisā€¦this will is an abomination. Like seriously. If someone actually likes this, well, buddy, ya might wanna go to a mental doctor to get your brain checked up cause this is weird.

Sometimes I get too in my head with my writing. Especially about my smut. I reread every last word with the most critical of eyes and think, Ooh is that cringe? Will that be too graphic? Will this word or phrase take people out of the scene?

And then I read a book. A published, hardcover, NYT bestsellers list book and...

Sometimes I Get Too In My Head With My Writing. Especially About My Smut. I Reread Every Last Word With

Did you get that?

Sometimes I Get Too In My Head With My Writing. Especially About My Smut. I Reread Every Last Word With
Sometimes I Get Too In My Head With My Writing. Especially About My Smut. I Reread Every Last Word With

Someone looked at this sentence (likely more than one someone, tbh) and was like, 'Yeah. We'll print that.'

Sometimes I Get Too In My Head With My Writing. Especially About My Smut. I Reread Every Last Word With
Sometimes I Get Too In My Head With My Writing. Especially About My Smut. I Reread Every Last Word With
Sometimes I Get Too In My Head With My Writing. Especially About My Smut. I Reread Every Last Word With

So the moral of the story, my fellow heathen smut writers, is that we're fine.

As a matter of fact, we're actually fucking amazing.


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6 years ago

this is one of best things iā€™ve read in a long time oh my goodness. brb sobbing

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Steve Harrington/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Steve Harrington, Billy Hargrove, Nancy Wheeler, Jim ā€œChiefā€ Hopper, Jonathan Byers, Joyce Byers Additional Tags: Angst and Fluff and Smut Summary:

Pepper Riley used to spend all of her summers in Hawkins traversing a complicated web of emotions with the boy-next-door: Steve Harrington. Now sheā€™s back two days before Halloween 1987 -her twentieth birthday- after not having seen Steve in two years and the two have to figure out where they stand with one another. [Went a little overboard with posting and hereā€™s Chapter Two of my fic. I hope you like it! It gets a wee bit smutty here so please 18+ only!]


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3 years ago

what would yā€™all say if i told you i was working on a 2 parter stan uris best friendsā€™ brother!/prom au

lots of fluff, a dash of angst, an entire second off of filth smut


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2 years ago

All i said is i deserve casual intimacy, life talks at midnight while looking at the moon, trips to museums and abandoned castles, handwritten letters, deep discussion on fictional characters, neck kisses and random bookstore dates. And, I don't think it is too much to ask.


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2 years ago

All i said is i deserve casual intimacy, life talks at midnight while looking at the moon, trips to museums and abandoned castles, handwritten letters, deep discussion on fictional characters, neck kisses and random bookstore dates. And, I don't think it is too much to ask.


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4 months ago

ofc you think my dad or brother can, without me they would be starving

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I donā€™t even care if itā€™s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDNā€™T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldnā€™t fix them food or they couldnā€™t go out to eat.Ā 


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7 years ago

Dat moment when you realize you actually have a fan:

Dat Moment When You Realize You Actually Have A Fan:

When youre shaking the entire ride home cause @silvershadow1711 POSTED A NEE CHAPTER TO HER STORY AND I FUCKING LOVE HER WRITING AND IF YALL WANNA READ A BADASS FATESONA STORY GO READ HERS GODDAMMIT


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3 years ago
Me = Desperate

me = desperateĀ 


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3 years ago

It's going to be 2021 in just a few hours, hope you all have a great new year! *looks at the year* WAIT IT'S GOING TO BE 2022?! I- BUT WHERE DID THE PAST 12 MONTHS GO?!?!


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3 months ago

So, someone has to talk about Terry.

Ok, alarmist title there, but what I'm saying is that there's simply not enough love for Terry Jeffords. Literally, that man is holding the 99 together, has the best personality out of everyone there and I am sick and tired of not seeing enough Terry appreciation on my feed. Here are some things Terry loves (in no particular order): - yogurt - walls - responsible agricultural practices - Sharon - love - the hustle - his kids - Skyfire Cycle - foreign films - waking up - the farmer's market


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9 years ago

It's no wonder that the truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

Mark Twain


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3 months ago

Do you guys ever get recommended stuff about a media all over the place even though you never watched it?

Me with love bullet.

I have no idea what's happening in that manga but what I'm getting from all this fanart is that a lesbian missed her gf so bad she started to hallucinate her as a weird cupid angel soldier


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