Smol And Tall, Like This Scene From Alone Together?

Smol and tall, like this scene from Alone Together?

Want to flirt but you’re smoll and she’s tall? No problem, says Glim in this delightful image I commissioned from @save-that-cat-or-so-help-me for a fic I will hopefully finish writing one of this days. Poor Adora won’t know what hit her. (I can really recommend the artist for commissions. Works super fast and is great to deal with).

Time for an orphaned punchline:

"I don't want to risk it; after all, the chicken is a professional."

An interesting example of reinforcement learning

THE STAGES OF SHIMONETA

Tumblr blurbs always know how to ruin a joke:

James Coco: The Unknown Early Years.

The question was about attempted kidnapping.

“Your honor, if it's successful, is it still an attempted kidnapping?”

(Read this in best your Sideshow Bob voice.)

For @spop-palentines

Day 10: Trios

"Do you promise there won't be an attempted kidnapping this time? Cuz I promised Glimmer." Bow asks, following Sea Hawk.

"No kidnapping this time!" Sea Hawk agrees. "Besides, Mermista threatened everyone to leave us alone and no one wants to cross her."

"We can have a wholesome fun night with friends!" Swift Wind joins in. "Because!"

"It's fun to be friends with friends!" They all sing.