Cis het male. He/him. Widowed. Northeast US suburbia. Freckled. (Cover: Tamara de Limpicka and David M. Willis. icon: Jeph Jacques.)
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THEY CAME TOGETHER FOR ONE LAST, STRANGE JOB:
...in a ROUSING SPECACTULAR about
DRINKING UNDERAGEDLY...
...to become
MOM FRIEND, JUGS, and SPEED.
Coming soon to a theater near you in an all-ages, all-genders show.
If you're interested in those maps which show where Americans call it "pop", "soda", or "coke", this poll may be for you!
Well, the anonymous voice on the untraceable phone call says "5 million dollars in unmarked bills".
Becky's rule: LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS
And His twelve friends.
Self-serving food?
Self-serving food!
Those self-serving tunas can be real jerks.
Woman's Home Companion - October 1949
CONSECUTIVE ITEMS IN MY FEED:
Historians and fandoms be like
When you hear the words "Fast Food", you automatically think of one thing.
CASSEROLE
AS JOYCE LOSES HER INNER MONOLOGUE
Oh no, it's 30 years of Sal and her retroactively leather pants!
Joe and Joyce
A romance that's out of this panel.
For the fanbase. You know who you are.
Don’t take me for granite or I shale be angry. You won’t will you? Of quartz not.
SCTV - My Bloody Hand
Necco wafers: Barely the methadone to caramel's heroin.
(As a Yankee I get to say that.)
Caramel: The black tar heroin of sugar.
Better Homes and Gardens December 1973
ALSO STARRING:
Well, not as is!
There is some disassembly required.
“14 cubic feet - ideal for average-size family.” I wouldn’t think you couldn’t fit your cheating husband and that skank of a babysitter in there, let alone a whole family.
McCall’s July 1952
Joyce Red Panel Faces make this family-friendlier, but I'm still tagging it.
Big H/T to @zenevasmuroa for the idea!
Drowned face down in cherry Jell-O? It's practically a trope now.
The EMTs found him face down in a half a tub of Cherry Jell-o. He was buried with his comically large spoon.
Woman’s Day April 1953
My wrestling name used to be Mr. Cellophane.
DuPont couldn't stop me, but Kander & Ebb did.
The Gripper was the name I used to wrestle under until I got a c&d order from the Oakville company’s lawyers.
Butterick Pattern Book Vacation 1952
so this morning I ate some Krave Cookies and Cream Cereal and i am currently a perpetual motion machine
"Hey, I forgot to take off the lens cap! Imma call this avant-garde."
“Listen **BZZ-Z-Z-T BZZ-Z-Z-T BZZ-Z-Z-T BZZ-Z-Z-T BZZ-Z-Z-T ** Cool huh? Oh, maybe I shoudda taken so photos. Well this this roll of film is wasted.”
National Geographic Magazine November 1960
Do I want to read what? Um...
Dude this is so f*cking briliant. To basically get Congress to realize how f*cked up data privacy laws are. He did data mining, targeted men over 45 that are within 5 miles of the US capital, and put ads out including “do you want to read Ted Cruise fanfiction”. it looks like 100s clicked it including 3 that seemed to be in the capital building while doing so, which then means he has their device info, ip address etc. which he can then mine even more.