But Seriously And I Mean This In The Best Way

But seriously and I mean this in the best way

Y'all can't walk out the door without putting in your full Louis Vuitton designer tracksuit of belligerent self hate. Like. You can be in public, interacting with the public without self flagellating in front of the waitress in an Applebee's just because you changed your mind after she took your order. She doesn't want to crucify you because you asked for extra ketchup, and I know you brought the cross already but holy shit, you aren't doing anything wrong.

We all worked foods/retail and we all know how bad it can be, but I think it's weird that y'all are so quick to apologize for your entire ancestry when you maybe slightly inconvenience someone. It's okay, one apology is enough.

Waitress: Alright, anything else that I can get for you?

Millennial: I would hide my face before god for the burning shame in my breast. The gates of hell are open to me, waiting to receive such a wretched, filthy sinner into the devil's darkest pits. I bear the mark of the antichrist, the beast is within me and I shall be the first to fall when the angels sounds the horns of Armageddon. My apologies are not enough to assuage the sin of my existence. May I have coleslaw instead of fries?

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Since I've been dead, here's some Tert scribbles I've done! Yes, shortly into going renegade (post devastation of Baal), Tertius joins the Guard under the resume of an Ogryn Ex-Model because who is going to correct him? Why in Holy Terra would a space marine join the guard? BONUS: Inner child and the Triad Lamplighter

Our mechanic rolled a NATURAL 100 to rizz the Minotaur in our Warhammer TTRPG and now the poor doofus is smitten. What started as a throwaway psychopath to harass the Lamenter is now a member of the crew with a backstory and a neurodivergency

May Allah stay my hand

this redditor has the fucking battle royale of invasive plants (in the US) happening in their yard jesus christ. sentences of hate and destruction

Red Version bc in my drunken stupor last night I designed this graphic around the imaginary concept that printers can print white. They cant. The paper is white. Considering screen printing. Fucksake