Pumpkin Pie Hcs Now Because I Said So:

pumpkin pie hcs now because i said so:

the pumpkin npc from the cheesemine event is her uncle

she had a parent who was…….abusive to say the least

literally isolated her inside their manor because of her dark magic being “freaky”, completely robbed her of any semblance of childhood

also forced her into male clothes and refused to acknowledge her when she tried to express she wasn’t a boy

in all this time her only distracting was sewing, she had a doll she clung to as her only comfort that was one of her first attempts at making a toy since her parent wouldn’t give her any

but her parent threw it in the fireplace one day when they found Pumpkin’s attempts to make a dress

that was also the awakening of Pumpkin’s magic manifesting in Pompon as instead of turning into ash the doll just../grew and did what nay toy would do when they see their owner being yelled at by an irate parent i think

yeah so anyway a distressed, blood covered Pumpkin Pie and giant doll thing(Pompon) ended up outsider of her uncle’s house in the dead of night, he was hella freaked out by this but let them stay regardless and used his money to cover up his own sibling’s murder so his nephew(niece) didn’t get in trouble

he didnt actually want them tho, due to like the whole sibling killing even if his sibling was the worst, he was also scared the doll would turn on him too so he took Pumpkin Pie shopping for new clothes and some toys then like

took her to a place he knew she would be well taken care of, Cookieland, and just kinda leaves and doesn’t come back. ever.

Unicorn found her waiting outside the park with a bag and Pompon(who has already shrinked down since there were no threats around) 

Pumpkin wasn’t keen on like, leaving since she was told by her uncle he was gonna come back and was generally Not Ok with talking to an adult stranger due to a lot of things but mainly the isolation her parent did to her, Unicorn didnt try to force it and just gave her blankets and food until they figured something out

and thats it for now because im tired, if anyone wants a pt 2 ask me for it because there’s more after this <3

GUYS I WAS A FOOL AND A COWARD CHOCOLATE BONBON AND ALMOND DIDN'T DIVORCE THEY JUST ADDED ROUGEFORT AS THEIR THIRD

idek how i didn't think of this before of COURSE Rougefort was BOTH of their queer awakenings its so obvious

happy birth, dark Enchantress

Eclair cookie is transgendre, GNC, autistic, and has ADHD. He has special interest in dragon hunter cookies and canonically infodumps about it. Thanks for coming to my

SO TRUE ANON, SO TRUE;;

Since Timekeeper has the power to go to any time period whenever she wants, she could theoretically T-pose and/or assert dominance anywhere in history on top of her usual brand of causing chaos. She also sometimes brings back a photo of her T-posing to show Croissant, who then questions why she did it

Ok but they would so do this though. Going from timeline to timeline and making random memes pop around in histories, bringing modern foods into the past, bringing gadgets like phones and such and just leaving them in random places for the people of old to discover. All because they just wanna see what happens and also because they think it's funny to see these old cookie’s faces and reactions to things like soda pop and all these formats

nonbinary she/he/they firecracker cookie has been confirmed. no I don't care if devsisters didn't use any Pronouns for them before I don't care that devsisters used she/her pronouns for them in the new update video no I don't care that they used male pronouns in the Japanese version of the game before the new update video, they use she/he/they pronouns according to I. The pronoun god. Bow down to me motherfuckers-

oh she/her is canon now? I just knew he was also using he/him lmao, yeah multipronunon king shit they r still nonbinary even with binary pronouns lol

a lot of cookies pronouns change between languages i have 0 idea why devs do this but more multiprounon enbies for us