Cocoa As A Vampire Is Interesting Since She's Probably The Last Cookie You'd Expect To Secretly Be A

Cocoa as a vampire is interesting since she's probably the last cookie you'd expect to secretly be a vampire since she's so innocent looking. I imagine Mint would probably be the first to know since Cocoa is one of his most dedicated fans. I also imagine she'd drink cocoa instead of blood.

Mint complimented her teeth on a date and she got embarrassed and blurted out her secret like......she's not good at hiding it, in her defense he already knew about both Sparkling and Vamp before her so he knew what he was doing pointing the canines out

Sparkling serves drinks made for vampires, that includes a special cocoa recipe so yeah she still is a hot cocoa fanatic here, Soda also gets served special juice and sodas because he's too young to drink alcohol with his blood

Roll Cake on a tank… that idea crossed my head before since last year, but the idea of Strawberry Crepe on a tank makes me laugh even harder since it’s just a chaotic child that knows how machinery works, and he’s driving a machine of mass destruction. He probably even managed to re-create a few after finding some discarded blueprints for all we know!

strawberry crepe with a tank would be horrifying but now im imagining the 2 duking it out in custom tanks...rip the kingdom lol

ok guys hc, gingerbrave was meant to be the most basic ass normal cookie to exsit and the reason everyone worships this 12 year old child despite actual gods walking among them in mortal flesh is because hes so fuckign basic that they litterly think hes the pinnacle of cookiekind so therefore if u are naked and also bland af u can be god too

i am going to. commit a crime. a felony even

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*takes all of the cookies released in ovenbreak on october 24th/during the anniversary updates and calls them the "anniversary squad"*

WOA GUYS WE GOT A CRIMANAL ON OUR HANDS

*comes off anon*

cookie run

in

the backrooms

OH THEYRE IN THE BACKROOM

someone let them out

watch as timekeeper gets in to level 389 of the backrooms and before the game master could do her thing, timekeeper just immediately starts breaking the SHIT out of it

timekeeper: woah! happy hungry hippos (I think that's what it's called)! time to play- *"ACCIDENTALLY" TURNS THE HIPPOS INTO MUSH* oh dear.. welp, guess I should play something else!

game master: YOU ARE LITERALLY BREAKING MY LEVEL APART PLEASE JUST PICK A GAME WITHOUT MURDERING IT WHOLE!!!!

WHAHAHHSB THIS IS GREAT

timekeeper gets bored and manages to sit down at one of the games without it just shattering into millions of tiny pieces, but they're so insufferable ((affectionate)) when it comes to playing it that the game master can't even figure out what's happening and they end up winning

they don't fix anything they broke either. :)