Astarion Is So Fucking Stupid He's Like Bleh I'm So Mean I Don't Care About Other People I'm Obnoxious.

astarion is so fucking stupid he's like bleh i'm so mean i don't care about other people i'm obnoxious. and also i definitely hate kids because they're gross and get dirty and anyway we don't have TIME to save the little tiefling girl. oh fine whatever i'll help you. well yes of course i'm happy she's safe. that's different though she's a thief and extremely impulsive so we're kindred spirits i still don't like kids. well of course i like MOL. she's adorable. come on, she's like eleven years old running a little gang, that's cute as all hells. and mattis of course i like little mattis, sure his techniques could use some polish but he's got the makings of the greats, oh arabella? arabella's here? out here alone in the dark? no, it's okay, sweet girl, we'll find your parents. would you like to stay with us? oh fuck you, what are you smiling at?

nmy. biyfruend started calling me elf boy

becwuse i asked

he doesnt know im kin

WHATDOIDO!!!! HEART GO THUMP

putting bg3 point and click voicelines together to sound like a conversation has brought me great joy, so. here's gale, karlach, shadowheart, and astarion doing a terrible job of sneaking around

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tummy ache :( send asks as comfort so i can use my cool energy mind powers to heal myself. Or something

men?!! tummy?!?!?! HAIRY?!?!

this has been a bear appreciation post