Nmy. Biyfruend Started Calling Me Elf Boy

nmy. biyfruend started calling me elf boy

becwuse i asked

he doesnt know im kin

WHATDOIDO!!!! HEART GO THUMP

there is something so refreshing about the way tumblr will show me the same post four times. it almost prevents me from doomscrolling because the dopamine here is finite whereas on tiktok it was forever. like once ive caught up on my feed here i just go do a thing

astarion is so fucking stupid he's like bleh i'm so mean i don't care about other people i'm obnoxious. and also i definitely hate kids because they're gross and get dirty and anyway we don't have TIME to save the little tiefling girl. oh fine whatever i'll help you. well yes of course i'm happy she's safe. that's different though she's a thief and extremely impulsive so we're kindred spirits i still don't like kids. well of course i like MOL. she's adorable. come on, she's like eleven years old running a little gang, that's cute as all hells. and mattis of course i like little mattis, sure his techniques could use some polish but he's got the makings of the greats, oh arabella? arabella's here? out here alone in the dark? no, it's okay, sweet girl, we'll find your parents. would you like to stay with us? oh fuck you, what are you smiling at?

ive realized that my identity as both a vampyre and an elf is probably confusing with my pfp and constant baldurs gate posting

im not kin of astarion i just think he’s hot 👍🏻

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tummy ache :( send asks as comfort so i can use my cool energy mind powers to heal myself. Or something

“i love how you do your own thing and arent constrained by logic or information” but not as a comeback and instead as a way of life

yes im a homosapien and dont believe in gods but actually im a vampire elf who worships Loviatar