Medic Done!

Medic done!

Basically 1 down, 8 to go. Yikes

I think there’s a note taped to the fridge in all of the Talon bases that reads to the effect of:

Do NOT give energy drinks to Dr. O’Deorain, Dr. de Kuiper, Sombra or Widowmaker unless you are prepared to deal with the aftermath.

They DO NOT need them. It is NOT a misunderstanding. You are NOT doing anyone a favor.

They LIE.

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Moira and Sigma aren’t allowed to have energy drinks because they start creating abominations unto nature / time and space when they get too hopped up on caffeine and sugar.

Sombra isn’t allowed to have any because she will start hacking into EVERYTHING that she sees and causes so much in accidental property damage when she invariably overloads the electronics in question.

And Widowmaker isn’t allowed to have them because Moira said so.

And you do NOT want to cross Moira, when it comes to Widowmaker’s health.

(There’s a similar sign in the Overwatch break room in Gibraltar: but it’s for Lena, D.va, Lúcio, and Genji - the hyperactive bunch.)

HEY I THINK MUN SHIPS THIS BUT I'LL DO IT ANYWAY ANGELA X ZARYA

Mun, in fact, does not. But I don’t hate it either. I don’t rly ship Zarya with anyone.

But for @motivational—mercy & @zarya-motivates i’ll do it

who holds the umbrella when it rainsZarya does it for Russia.

who is the grumpiest in the morningAngela is still a fluffy grump, Zarya carries her around in the morning until she’s awake and cheery.

who worries more when the other is sick/hurtZarya will protect her baby birb from everything >:c

who plays pranks on the otherNeither, they’re too sweet.

who is always the first to suggest cuddling on the sofaMomma bear and momma birb looks at sofa, then cuddles immediately.

who insists on creating nicknames for the other_zarya_

who drools on the other when they’re asleepmomma birb

who says ‘I love you’ first*looks at tripleMerc and Zarytivates. *grin*

a necromancer is just a really late healer

This was WAY too much time and effort for a weird crossover that likely only a handful of people will get, but holy shit it was fun and self indulgent

I also blame the awesome headcanons going on in the comments of this post so ty guys you rock