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A list of Noel Gruber headcanons because it’s his birthday! (Me and my friend made them up at lunch 🫶 @noelgruberfr )
1. Noel definitely said to Ocean, “You’re not invited to my birthday party!”
2. Noel got drunk on his birthday because of Mischa.
3. Mischa accidentally called Noel a ‘twink’ when trying to say, “You’re so light Noel” (Mischa picked him up)
4. Noel snores so loud and nobody can sleep when he’s around.
5. Noel does not grow hair (a beard), he’s never seen a razor in his life.
6. Noel cannot handle spice, it’s so bad he can’t even eat pepper.
7. His favourite chips are salt and vinegar, because he likes to pretend the sting tastes like alcohol from France.
8. Noel makes Mischa dress up as an old French man, and Mischa lets it happen because half the time he’s out of it.
9. Constance bought (Stole) beads for Noel’s birthday gift and made him bracelets and necklaces.
10. They played Mario Kart for his birthday and it ended with them cussing eachother out and Ocean was the maddest, even though her remote wasn’t even on. (Ricky and Jane Doe won)
11. They glitter bombed Noel when he woke up (Ricky’s idea)
12. (Noel has asthma) they glamorized his inhaler and gave it back to him, he then proceeded to choke on a rhinestone.
13. Mischa got him a red rose as a gift not knowing it was romantic.
14. Ricky got him stress toys (Noel then proceeded to throw one at Ocean)
15. They did dollar store crafts because Ocean is a broke botch and couldn’t afford anything else, and Mischa made a dick and stuck it in Noel’s hair.
16. Mischa wanted to help Constance make Noel’s cake, but he messed it up (added salt instead of sugar) so they had to make another one, and they accidentally ate the bad one, and Ricky ate the whole thing.
17. Mischa hates taking off his hat for ‘oh Canada’ but he took it off to sing Noel happy birthday.
18. Penny bought him a nail polish set for his birthday
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOEL ‼️