The Realest Of Real Things To Have Ever Real

the realest of real things to have ever real

I need Vox to shove his remote controller dick in my pu-

Hi! I love your stories and headcanons I was wondering if you could do a Vox x Reader (more preferably fem) where he comes home after he fought with Alastor? I would love to see how that would work out :) Thank you!!

Hii! thank you so much :)

enjoy the fluff/romance anon!!

Vox sighed while slamming the door behind him.  “God fucking dammit” He mumbled under his breath. You were cooking some food, and turned around to face him “What's got you all pissy darling?” you chuckled. Vox hugged you, keeping you close to him and his grasp being tight around you. “Alastor.. that dumb fucker is back” You ran your hands up and down his back, your grabbed his collar, untying his bowtie and kissing the top of his head. you turned off the stove and grabbed his hand, commanding him to go sit down on the couch. 

“uhh what are you doing doll?-” Vox blushed while sitting down on the couch. you laughed to yourself, “Voxxy, you've got such a dirty mind! you need to relax so I'm gonna put in some movies and we can chill out, m'kay? sound good?” you picked up the remote on the coffee table, while putting on an incredibly bad romcom. “yea.. it sounds great my love.” Vox smiled, seeming a lot more relaxed than before. You sat down with him on the couch, snuggling up next to him, both of you letting out a sigh of relief. “I love you honeyy~”  You sighed while hugging him tighter every second, your legs wrapped around him sitting on his lap peppering him with kisses all over. “Love you too doll..” Vox spoke in a half awake state, already falling asleep with you around him. He sighed while his blue claws played with your hair, massaging your scalp while smiling like an idiot in love. mumbling all his problems away, you never knew one man could piss him off this much. he usually wasn't like this, he was always composed for the most part, only other person that got him this riled up was Valentino. you never knew who alastor was, but you didn't really wanna meet him anyway,  with the way Vox always bitched about him he can't be a good person to hang around. 

While thinking to yourself you came to the realization that Vox had stopped talking. quickly turning your head around and looking at him you saw that he was fast asleep, a screensaver appearing on his head. you chuckled to yourself, while cuddling up next to him “I guess the food I was cooking will have to wait eh?” you closed your eyes, drifting off to sleep with Vox holding you tight in his arms with you legs wrapped around him.

(Word count: 410)

Hope you enjoyed hun! sorry this took so long!! <3

-xoxo, Ari

Vox x reader smut?

potential plot (don’t have to do this): he catches you admiring him or recording his singing and fangirling over him. So later on, he invites you into his room to talk and ends up dragging you with him to bed or pressing you up against the wall

another potential idea: you make fun of him for glitching, so he shoves you up against the wall and bosses you around or smth

decided to go with the second plot bc I liked it more lol enjoy anon!!

WARNINGS: ( degrading, praise, dacryphilia, rough sex, maybe more??)

Vox deserved an award for all of his patience with you, truly. You were being such a tease all day, I mean you had it coming.

You two were playing some competitive games on some high tech gaming console that he made, it was fun and both of you were laughing and having a good time. You seemed to be winning a lot, and more specifically, rubbing it in his face that you won. Vox began losing his patience and started getting mad at the game. This however,  only made you keep teasing him about your wins. “Aww~ c'mon Voxxy! you mad cuz I won in a game?” You dragged out your sentence, laughing in his face. “Doll, if you keep talking like that I swear to fucking lucifer you will regret it.” he snapped at you. you couldn't help but find it funny though “Aww- will I? Will I regret it?? I don't think I will.” you giggle to yourself, smiling. after another match, which you of course won, Vox growls in anger. He throws the controller to the side and shouts “Fuck! ughh dammit.” you of course, tease him for this too, calling him a baby and stuff along the lines of that. he gets more frustrated with you by the minute

“Doll, I Zzt-swear to f-fucking satan.” he glitches out saying this. you can still comprehend him but you can't help but burst out laughing, Vox soon gains control of himself and grabs you by the hips, stopping your laughter. “Who the fuck do you think your making fun of, my love?” He chuckled to himself, not letting you speak “If you wanna be bratty all fucking day and be a tease, so be it. I told you you'd regret it” He slammed you into the wall knocking all words out of your mouth, you were speechless in the sudden change of mood. his point neon blue claws dug into your sides as he passionately kissed you. his lips crashing against yours. He growled into your mouth with anger, intertwining his neon blue tongue with yours. He grabbed your collar and threw you on the couch. you whimper at his sudden roughness, but some part of you loved it. his anger at you turned you on, you pressed your legs closed and rubbed your thighs together.

“get on your knees slut.” He spoke with such a harsh tone it made you quietly gasp. However,  you obeyed, getting down on your knees and looking up at him. Vox slowly zipped down his pants and the metal of his belt hit the ground, his cock right in front of you. Your eyes widened but stuck your tongue out and opened your mouth. taking in his dick, sucking and licking him. He grabbed a tuft of your hair and pulled your head down, his dick hitting the back of your throat made you gag, he did this a few times before pulling you away from his dick, you gasped for air, whimpering. he pulled you up back onto the couch and pushed your legs apart “You gonna be a good slut and take this dick for me doll?~” You nod desperately, needing pleasure. He slammed his cock into you, making you moan and shiver, he trusted himself into you at such a fast and rough pace tears started to well up in your eyes, falling down your cheeks because of the pain. “Aww is my pretty slut crying? Does it hurt hm? well that's too bad, take it.” a knot started forming in your stomach feeling your orgasm coming. you pleaded to Vox, begging him to cum, the tears falling down your eyes faster. drool rolling out of your mouth. “ngh- cum with me doll, be a good girl and cum with me..” Vox whispered to you. Your eyes rolled back and you felt the knot in your stomach snap, Vox groaned and came inside you at the same time, pulling out feeling the sticky white liquid running down your thighs. “g-good girl.. you're so good for me..” Vox fell down onto the couch with a sigh cuddling up to you and smiling, playing with your hair.

You decided it would be a good idea to jot make fun of him again. Falling asleep in his arms.

(Word count = 717)

sorry im trying to get to everyones asks as soon as possible, writers block and life in general have been kicking my ass lately lmao 😭 anyway, I hope you enjoyed the story hun!! <3

-xoxo, Ari

guys spam my inbox I'm bored :(

Hi there, whats your thought when Vox smiling at the camera when he's staring at Nifty after she killed Adam? what do you think his plan is?

Hm, personally I dont think he has a plan per say bit I definitely do think that he would keep a close eye on niffty, especially bc she like scared the shit outta val. I think at the worst vox would be plotting to kill her, I mean if he can kill niffty who killed the first man. why couldn't he kill alastor? I feel like that sorta thing would be his thought process if that makes sense ty for the ask tho!! it was a good question anon :3

-Xoxo, Ari

Helooooo! I saw that you started a Hazbin Hotel blog and I wanted to make a requesttt! Also I hope you’re having a good day!! ♡

Ok ok ok so what is Vox finds out that his assistant (aka the reader preferably f!) was a famous dancer in her past life so to get more viewers he constantly creates advertisements for her performances (once she finally agrees to perform again) And one day he finally could make it to one of her shows he just becomes absolutely head over heels for the reader and it’s all lovey dovey and tooth achingly sweettt

If you could do this that would be great!

Hiii! omfg, I loved this Idea so much!! I tweaked the idea a bit, I hope that's okay with you? I hope you enjoy though hun <3

You were sitting bored at home, all alone with nothing to do. Vox was in some meeting with Camilla so you couldn't annoy him this time, to your dismay. Scrolling through your phone on Voxtagram you saw a few people dancing, you scoffed “I could do so much better..” you thought to yourself.  and you did! Back when you were alive you used to be a flamenco dancer with a beautiful red flowy dress and your hair slicked back into a ponytail. Ah the good old days right? but.. I guess they didn't have to be just memories, right? You had talent! you should take it up again! I mean, you had nothing better to do! You grabbed a Voxtek speaker and connected it to your phone playing “Rosa Maria '' by Paco de Lucía. You stretched a bit and started dancing to the rhythm, getting lost in the beats your hair swung back on fourth, the music was loud enough for all your neighbors to hear, but you could honestly care less. Dancing again, god It gave you such a rush.. despite being in hell, you'd never felt more alive.

The next morning you had rushed to work, an assistant for Voxtek had you waking up early, but everything else about that job was great! you got to see the almighty Vee's everyday! despite Valentino's tantrums you had to take care of a few times, and velvette's constant teasing, you had grown attached to them. Especially Vox, your boyfriend. The day was pretty easy, you had finished the majority of your paperwork in the first few hours of your shift. Honestly, you deserve a break. So you gave yourself one, but you craved the freedom you felt while dancing, so you put on some headphones and blasted some flamenco dancing music, once again dancing to the rhythm, feeling a sense of freedom like never before. Unbeknownst to you though, Vox was standing right behind you holding a cup of coffee with his jaw wide open. He was in awe of your beauty taking in every minute of it. Unfortunately for him, you noticed quickly and quickly jumped back, the headphones falling off of your head and landing on the ground. In complete embarrassment, you stood still staring at Vox, he smiled. “I never knew you could dance darling. why didn't you tell me?”. You tried shaking off the embarrassment, but you're sure he could tell by your expressions. “I dunno why I never told you. it never came up I guess? I used to be a flamenco dancer when I was alive, and I recently just started dancing again”. Vox walked up and brushed the hair out of my face with his slender and sharp fingers. He smirked, “Y'know doll, you've really got a talent for this” He placed his hands on your hips, pulling you closer to him while grinning. You smiled at his affections pulling him in for a hug you buried your head into his shoulders and neck. “Talent like this…” Vox continued, running his hands down your hair “It can't be wasted.. Oh! Here's an idea! you could do advertisements for Voxtek while you dance!” You almost choked in air at the mention of this idea, I mean, you making advertisements dancing? that's insane.. you just started practicing again- it's nothing more than a hobby..although you did dance in your past life, I guess it wouldn't be a stretch? After thinking about it for what seemed like an eternity to Vox, you agreed to it.

A few weeks went by with your new job, Vox seemed so proud and happy with you. as a treat, he took you out on a date. He wanted this date to be different though, usually he would call up a limousine and take you to a fancy restaurant. but you deserved something more heartfelt, so he took you on a walk around town and after you two would both have a nice home cooked meal made by him. it was perfect, but on your walk you certainly got noticed because of your new advertising job a lot, catcalled and flirted with. It's a miracle Vox didn't rip their heads off when they said those things. needless to say Vox didn't let you advertise for Voxtek again. The poor jealous man hated the stares you were getting, he was close to causing another blackout. He did blow a few fuses and gave you back your old assistant job and he wouldn't let you leave his sight. The advertising was fun while it lasted through, it felt freeing, like being a human again. don't worry though you'll convince him to give you back your freeing job, y'know he really can't say no to you. hey, maybe If you're lucky if you'll teach him how to dance! 

I hope you enjoyed the story anon! I tried my best LMAO

(Not revised, word count is 805)

-xoxo, Ari