Rare

rare

summary: dave just wants to help you with those awful cramps.

rating: E [oh my god this is PURE E; there is no back story; PERIOD SEX, so that means BLOOD, PIV, oral fem receiving, so many bodily fluids, squirting cause y’all know me, somnophilia, he’s only a little mean; he does ignore you saying stop at one point BUT THERE IS A SAFE WORD IN THIS COUPLE’S LIFE it’s just not here; faithful Dave, soft Dave needs his own warning]

pairing: dave york x fem reader

word count: ~2100

note: AGAIN, THIS IS PERIOD SEX. THERE IS BLOOD. THERE ARE CRAMPS. CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED. shoutout to @starlightmornings for beta and encouragement, and to @danniburgh and @wyn-dixie who are both directly responsible for whatever the full fuck happened here, i am not sorry.

REBLOGS ARE LOVED AND APPRECIATED <3<3

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A sharp noise jolts Dave awake. He feels you moving against him, hears you moaning. At first he thinks you’re touching yourself. Not that he’d mind it if you were—you’ve just never been so brazen about it. He rubs the sleep out of his eyes and looks a little closer; eyes shut tight, mouth slack, and your hands aren’t anywhere near your pussy. 

A nightmare, he realizes.

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JAVIER PEÑA X AGENT!FEM READER

inspo tag. // Cross posted on Ao3.

summary: A recent transfer to the DEA from the FBI makes you a target of hazing from your co-workers. Choosing to forget your bad first day at a bar puts you on a path towards meeting a new acquaintance. An expert on deception and psychological profiling, you are adept at navigating the lies that people tell to get by and how to catch them. What happens when an increasingly stressful work environment begins to test the limits of your personal life and the one man at the center of it all, Javier Peña? Afterall, everybody lies about something. But how many are you keeping from yourself? An AU of Season 3 of Narcos

warnings: 18+ (MDNI) for Mature and Explicit Content. Chapters marked with an * are explicit. Reader has a backstory.

THE SERIES

( i* ) ( ii ) ( iii ) ( iv ) ( v* ) (interlude)

( vi* ) (interlude*) ( vii ) ( viii ) (interlude*) ( ix* ) ( x ) 

I think about this scene every day. It’s intense. It’s riveting. It’s passionate. It’s cinema.

Your camera roll if you were dating Pedro Pascal (I)

So my bestie complained that she’d never seen one of these for Pedro—thus, this was born. This is for you @animehearteyes 🤍✨

Having someone sit on my face is one of my favorite things. Teasing them. Tasting them. I love watching them grab onto the wall in front of them for dear life as I devour them. I can still hear the echo of their whimpers and moans as my grip on their thighs tighten. And don’t get me started on the moments before they cum. How they think they can just get away from my tongue. It’s so cute how they try to get away. Not so fast baby. I want to hear you scream, so don’t mind me pulling you closer to my mouth as I destroy every single thought in that head of yours. God. The feeling of them cumming is something I’ll never forget. The way their thighs close around my head and the sound they make as they orgasm. It turns me on just thinking about it. I love the aftermath when their body goes limp and they lay down next to me trying to catch their breath. How they bury their face in my neck with embarrassment as I wrap my arms around them. It’s okay baby. You did so well, now let me take care of you.

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