Anti-rcmantic:

anti-rcmantic​:

“ oh , come on ! they don’t look that bad at all ! “ always positive, always cheerful – jae shoots one of his signature toothy grins in seongmin’s direction as reassurance to his words. “ seongminnnn … “ his tone is playfully whiney and a slight pout forms on his lips. “ you don’t have to apologize ! really , it’s not a big deal at all .  like … i don’t think anyone’s ever even attempted to cook for me before – it’s sweet . “ he nods, “ plus ! you know what they say … it’s the thought that counts , right ? … hm – why don’t we just … “ the slightly smaller male trails off as he slides over and opens the stainless steel fridge. “ aha ! look , there’s plenty of stuff here ! we can cook something else , together . what do you say ? “

seongmin’s   hands   remove   from   his   face,   revealing   the   bright   red   shade   that   has   taken   home   against   the   apples   of   their   cheeks.   the   cheerfulness   coming   from   jae   wasn’t   surprising,   he’s   normally   like   this,   though   there’s   always   a   part   of   them   that   wonders   what   he’s   liked   when   he’s   alone.   ‘   no   one   has   cooked   for   you   before,   and   the   one   time   they   do,   it’s   fucked   up.   how   shitty,   am   i   right?   ’   they   give   a   teasing   tone,   shoulders   finally   laxing   when   they   feel   more   at   ease.   ‘   you   know   what?   i   don’t   know   why   i   didn’t   think   of   doing   that   instead.   together,   yeah?   ’   just   the   thought   of   creating   something,   anything,   even   if   it’s   food—   brings   the   utmost   feeling   of   joy   to   seongmin’s   bones.   he   joins   the   other   at   the   fridge,   scanning   the   ingredients.   ‘   does   anything   come   to   mind?   that   i   won’t   fuck   up?   ’

HATE SEX SCENARIOS

LIFT - we’ve been living on the same floor for quite a while and you are an asshole who listens to music too loud and and are just rude in general but we always get in the elevator at the same. this time we’re stuck in there together. and fuck, you’re actually hot from up close.

FAVORITE - for some reason, the boss prefers you over me even if i clearly work much harder than anyone else around here. i just really want to distract you so you’ll mess up something real hard so why not sex? you’re probably fucking the boss anyway. (BONUS ‘what do you mean i just fucked the boss’s kid?’)

CHEAT - my significant other cheated on me with you and i just really want to know what’s so much better about you. i bet i can fuck you better than them.

CHEAT II - my significant other cheated on me with you but you didn’t know they had someone and you really don’t like being lied to. let’s fuck them over and fuck each other maybe?

i’m not ignoring anyone, i’m not feeling good and i’m extremely stressed out. i have every reply and starter in my drafts. i will be getting to them soon. please, please be patient.

i’m going to eat him cr. namuspromised

Mary Ruefle, from Trances of the Blast; “New Morning”

would die for a plot ( or several ) where we put our muses names into two separate randomisers and that’s who we use! no take backs!!! and they have to do something together that tests who they are, their chemistry and their differences like getting drunk, arguing, a blind date, fourth wheeling a couple, a one night stand — all as strangers, pls pls pls╰( ◠‿◠ )╯♡