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i need exes au’s.
we just broke up and you came over to get a box of your stuff from my place but wtf the power went out because of a really bad storm and you shouldn’t be driving in this just … chill for a couple of hours, okay?
we broke up years ago and both moved away, lost touch. now our friends each suggested a blind date and shit, you’re my date apparently.
we moved into a little apartment together while we were dating and then we broke up but neither of us could really afford to get our own place so now we’re stuck as roommates, watching each other bring home random one night stands or dates.
you were my brother/sister’s best friend and that’s how we met, and started dating. now we broke up and you’re obviously still friends with them, and you spend nights at my place but now it’s just awkward to run into you in the hall way at 1 am right after my shower.
we broke up right before a giant roadtrip our friends planned and we don’t want to bail on everyone and ruin the trip so yay, looks like we get to spend a five hour drive and a weekend in a cottage together.
we were our high school’s golden couple but we went to different colleges and the distance broke us up. fifteen years later, i’m in the middle/just getting over a bad marriage and you’re having your own relationship problems and it’s the high school reunion.
we dated pretty seriously and your parents were also absentee. now we are broken up and it’s like five years later and your absentee father is my new boss.
me & you, a bottle of wine, clumsy kisses, little moans in to each other’s mouths and wandering hands
secretly dating aus might be my favourite aus
you look so hot but i can’t go near you with all these people around so i’m just going to send you dirty texts until we get an opportunity to leave without looking suspicious
we were snuggling in our underwear when my roommate came home early from vacation now you have to try and sneak down the fire escape while i distract them with really terrible small talk
we made the mutual decision to go to this party separately and when i arrived there was this asshole flirting with you and i’m trying not to make it obvious i’m seething with jealousy but it’s really difficult
we were fooling around in my car and you accidentally left your sexy underwear in the back seat which one of our friends finds just as we’re about to go on a really long, awkward roadtrip
my friend set me up on a blind date and i can’t really refuse because they think i’ve been single for ages so they think they’re doing me a favour and we have a massive fight about it that ends with us saying “i love you” for the first time
secretly dating aus give me life
friends to almost-lovers to enemies to a friendship resurrected with lingering love and lingering wounds that can either be carefully bandaged or left to fester
“She gave me a look. “Don’t worry,” she said, “I’ve spent my whole life falling in love with people who didn’t love me back. “It’s nothing new.””
— S.Z. // Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #264 (via blossomfully)
Idk I just really like the idea of being fucked half dressed or somewhere not in bed because the other person was so desperate for you they had to have you there and then
concept: we’re out with friends, and we can’t stop touching. your hand on my back as your sip your drink. my head on your shoulder as i laugh at a joke. our thighs touch, our hands are tangled together, our shoulders press into one another—it’s unclear where i end and you begin, and that’s how i like it.
do you ever look at your best friend and just think “someone is going to be so in love with you someday”
i met you three years ago at coachella and i asked you to marry me because you looked gorgeous and i was fucking high on molly and so were you tbh, so we told everyone we were getting married and held hands the entire day and fucked the entire night and next morning i wake up and you’re gone, so know i don’t know if it was all a hallucination from all those drugs or whether it was real and i’m fucking sad because i kinda fell in love with you. and now, three years later i see you at this party and i don’t know how to approach you because i’m still not sure if it was all real…
when one character brokenly says “i have nothing to offer you” and the other character looks at them with fond exasperation, because there’s nothing else they could want except the gift of their love. that shit gets me.
our muses were crazy in love when they were in college, but things ended when our muses realized they wanted different things for their future. my muse wanted to settle down and have a family and your muse didn’t. time passes, and it turns out that your muse ends up getting married to a close friend of my muse and my muse went through a series of rocky relationships and is now single. both muses are unhappy in their lives and can’t figure out what’s missing to fix that. our muses haven’t seen each other since college and reunite at a mutual friend’s christmas party. it’s heart eyes all over again between our muses. after noticing your muse is standing alone under some mistletoe, my muse uses the opportunity to steal a little kiss.
You’re the monster under my bed. You reach out and hold my hand when I cry myself to sleep. Your fingers are so long and your claws are so sharp but you never cut me. How is it that you’re the only one who’s been here for me?
HATE SEX SCENARIOS
LIFT - we’ve been living on the same floor for quite a while and you are an asshole who listens to music too loud and and are just rude in general but we always get in the elevator at the same. this time we’re stuck in there together. and fuck, you’re actually hot from up close.
FAVORITE - for some reason, the boss prefers you over me even if i clearly work much harder than anyone else around here. i just really want to distract you so you’ll mess up something real hard so why not sex? you’re probably fucking the boss anyway. (BONUS ‘what do you mean i just fucked the boss’s kid?’)
CHEAT - my significant other cheated on me with you and i just really want to know what’s so much better about you. i bet i can fuck you better than them.
CHEAT II - my significant other cheated on me with you but you didn’t know they had someone and you really don’t like being lied to. let’s fuck them over and fuck each other maybe?
would die for a plot ( or several ) where we put our muses names into two separate randomisers and that’s who we use! no take backs!!! and they have to do something together that tests who they are, their chemistry and their differences like getting drunk, arguing, a blind date, fourth wheeling a couple, a one night stand — all as strangers, pls pls pls╰( ◠‿◠ )╯♡
friendship to romance tropes i can’t get enough of
holy shit i just realized i’ve liked you for the past 8274 years and i really wish i didn’t but i dO and everyone somehow knows about it except for you oh my god why is this happening to me
hey you’ve had a rough day so let’s get in our PJs and watch a cute movie together and cuddle bUT IT’S TOTALLY PLATONIC ALRIGHT
we drunk-kissed but you forgot about it and i don’t know how to act around you anymore wtf
we’re best friends and i’ve been in love with you for forever but i’m 3000% sure you just see me as a friend except why is this sexual tension happening rn
i will die protecting you. no question about it. i care for you more than anyone else in the universe and even though i act like you’re a pain in the ass i love you so much. you dweeb.
neither of us have kissed anyone before and what the hell may as well just get it out of the way. except hahah ha ha h a now i can’t stop thinking of ur lips why did i think this was a good idea ha ha ahah
we’re the Old Married Couple™ but lmao no we would never date each other. right? right?????!!!?
MY PARENTS WON’T GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT GETTING A SIGNIFICANT OTHER AND THEY’RE HAVING A GET-TOGETHER IN A FEW DAYS PLS PRETEND TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT I’M HEAD OVER HEELS FOR YOU BUT IT SURE IS A NICE BONUS
listen I don’t discriminate... friends to lovers, enemies to lovers, enemies to friends to lovers, friends to enemies to lovers, as long as it ends in lovers i’m down with it all babey
LOVE ACTUALLY PLOT BUNNIES
Muse A finds out that their girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on them with their brother/sister and decides to escape the country for the holidays. Muse B is a maid/cleaner at the villa they decide to stay at. They don’t speak each other’s languages but there’s a connection between them that goes beyond that. Muse A starts to learn their language so they’re able to speak to them the way they really want to ( unbeknownst to them Muse B does the same ) and sparks fly against all odds.
Muse A is the prime minster and Muse B is their new secretary. There’s an instant attraction between the pair of them; but Muse B has been in bad relationship after bad relationship had doesn’t believe they’re good enough; even if Muse A looks at them like they’re the reason the stars shine.
Muse A and Muse B have been married for a long time and they have children together. Muse A believes that the connection is still strong between them, but when they locate a present that they don’t end up getting they realize that Muse B is cheating and dealing with that and being a grown up around their children is something very hard indeed.
Muse A has had a work crush on Muse B for the longest time and every single person they work with knows about it. They also have a unique responsibility of looking after their unwell brother who does live in a care home, but they can’t help but be there whenever he has a bad day. Muse A and Muse B are so close to sleeping with one another; but Muse A’s brother is having a bad day and that has to come first. Muse A and Muse B go to school together and Muse A is hopelessly devoted to Muse B, learning an instrument in an effort to impress them - not knowing that Muse B is traveling for the majority of Christmas, they play together at the Christmas Concert and Muse A’s step father won’t let them leave it at that, and drives them to the airport so they’re able to confess their feelings and say goodbye before they see each other again…
Muse A and Muse B are stunt doubles whom have had to work with one another on a production all year. Most of the time they’re in pretty intimate situations having the most casual of conversations and they find themselves attracted to one another in more ways than one.
Muse A has been in love with Muse B since they first laid their eyes on them - however they’ve had to keep that hidden because they’re destined to marry their best friend Muse C; Muse B is completely convinced that Muse A despises them; though it soon comes to light that it might not be the case.
Muse A has just lost their wife/husband and is now raising their son/daughter completely alone. They do their best and seem to get on well with them; as they start to finally open up to them and talk to them about their crush. Muse A talks about a crush they have on [ insert celebrity here ] and is then invited to the Christmas Concert at their step son’s/daughter’s school where they meet Muse B a parent of one of the children at the school and someone who looks an awful look like [ insert celebrity here ].
fake relationship is such a good trope. they have to act in love and they are in love but they think the other isn't in love. oscar. pulitzer. nobel prize
the most niche plot call ever BUT very briefly inspired paris, texas so hear me out female x male plot, muse a as the female and muse b as the male muse a works at a sex club, different shifts (bartending, private rooms, dancing, etc) depending on where her boss puts her but majority of the time she's put in a room where she's sat in front of a one-way glass mirror and customers are hidden on the other side with a telephone. muse b has been watching her for a while and eventually found himself behind the mirror, meeting her for the first time through the phone. he comes back again and again, muse a becomes really comfortable with him and they begin to form a relationship although she doesn't know anything about him aside from his voice. muse b becomes even more obsessive than he was before he started seeing her, studying the people around her and the guys who see her as well as the guys with bad track records, the area she works in isn't exactly the safest. he psychotically takes it in his own hands to make sure they won't see her again by either scaring them off violently enough to where they wouldn't dare it, or by ending their life completely. while all this is happening, muse a starts to recognize his face around or his car thats constantly watching her -- becoming paranoid. theres a lot we'd need to build on this / change, i'm so open to any ideas this was just a random thought after watching the movie lol. I'm also down to cut out all the gruesome he's an obsessive murderer psychopath situation !! would be a fun plot to build where he's just her client.