I Suck Ass At Comics But WHY DONT I MAKE THIS AU INTO ONE???????

I suck ass at comics but WHY DONT I MAKE THIS AU INTO ONE???????

I LOOKED THROUGH THE REBLOGS ON THE LAST ALBEDO DRAWING AND-

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this is the best way anyone has ever described my art thank you sm :"")

Even though I established that AF Zombozo is agreeably extremely terrifying with his mindset and the way he speaks, I found out that not enough people remember Scythen ( I think that's how you spell it ) to realize that he is by far the most DISTURBING villain in the franchise??? HOW DID HIS OMNIVERSE SCRIPT EVEN GET BY THE PRODUCERS??? ALEX HIRSCH HAD WAY MORE TROUBLE WITH THE WORD "chubby" BEING SEXUAL OR SOMETHING BUT THIS SHIT GETS BY OMNIVERSE???

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just realized I probably never posted an Albedo fanart bere before here's one i whipped up today while studying

this is mainly based off of an AU i created which I hope I can write headcanons for one day, but for now, have this very discreet lore of it lol-

Appreciation post // favorite video games Inspired by this post

I know this thought probably already crossed everyone's mind at some point

but i can't seem to let go of the fact that Albedo probably doesn't know human bodily functions. Considering he blamed Ben's DNA for his new-found craving and failed to realize that it came from intuition and self-will, the thought is not too far gone. But I also find it VERY FUCKING FUNNY that this could potentially mean that this Bastard™ DOES NOT KNOW ABOUT BASIC HYGIENE

HE PROBABLY NEVER WASHED HIS HANDS

HE PROBABLY NEVER SHOWERED

he's gonna wake up with a horribly strong seasonal fever one day and start kicking the walls so hard (and potentially almost passing out) and cursing Ben with a thousand spells that never existed until that moment for giving him this awful headache and inability to properly fucking breathe-

But also...since he technically never experienced illness, he would be the most vulnerable he's ever been likeIMAGINE THE PLUMBERS HAVING TO DEAL WITH A TANTRUM-THROWING ADULT BABY THAT'S SOBBING FROM THE PAIN, TRYING TO CONVINCE HIM THAT THEY'RE TRYING TO HEAL HIM BUT no HE'D RATHER SHRIVEL UP AND DIE IF IT MEANS HAVING THEM GO AWAY AND AVOID EMBARRASSMENT