Idk Ive Been Obsessed With This For A Whole Year Now - Tumblr Posts

I know this thought probably already crossed everyone's mind at some point

but i can't seem to let go of the fact that Albedo probably doesn't know human bodily functions. Considering he blamed Ben's DNA for his new-found craving and failed to realize that it came from intuition and self-will, the thought is not too far gone. But I also find it VERY FUCKING FUNNY that this could potentially mean that this Bastard™ DOES NOT KNOW ABOUT BASIC HYGIENE

HE PROBABLY NEVER WASHED HIS HANDS

HE PROBABLY NEVER SHOWERED

he's gonna wake up with a horribly strong seasonal fever one day and start kicking the walls so hard (and potentially almost passing out) and cursing Ben with a thousand spells that never existed until that moment for giving him this awful headache and inability to properly fucking breathe-

But also...since he technically never experienced illness, he would be the most vulnerable he's ever been likeIMAGINE THE PLUMBERS HAVING TO DEAL WITH A TANTRUM-THROWING ADULT BABY THAT'S SOBBING FROM THE PAIN, TRYING TO CONVINCE HIM THAT THEY'RE TRYING TO HEAL HIM BUT no HE'D RATHER SHRIVEL UP AND DIE IF IT MEANS HAVING THEM GO AWAY AND AVOID EMBARRASSMENT