Vicarious-sims - Vicarious Sims

“I myself, am strange and unusual.”

                                                                   - Lydia Deetz, Beetlejuice

80′s Horror Movie Character/Tim Burton-esque    

Whoa, that must be quite a story that Yoshi is telling!  I love how expressive the sims’ reactions are in this game - that horrified one never stops amusing me.

Watch out for Jacques Villareal!

Well what a coincidence, I was just reading about Jacques Villareal’s debauched and libidinous ways when this happened in game…

Kashaya was enjoying a relaxing soak in the hot tub at the Refinery Pool & Rec when Jacques sauntered by, brazenly dropped his robe, and hopped in.  At first she was hesitantly polite but then Jacques started talking.

Jacques: Hey baby, I don’t know what’s hotter in here – you or this water? How about we take it to the boiler room where we can make it scorching? Kashaya: Excuse me?  Did you come up with that pick up line specifically for this place?  I mean, you get maybe half a point for your feeble attempts at creativity, but NO, that’s a hard pass. Jacques: You know what else is h…? Kashaya: I’m going to stop you right there you perverted lech.  Ugh, YUCK!!  I wouldn’t be interested in you if you were the last person on earth! Jacques: I’ll have you know people pay lots of money to get a look at my hot bod. Kashaya: I’ll pay you to not have to look at it!  And I’ll pay extra if you get lost! Jacques: Your loss, there’s plenty of babes on Simder who’d love a chance with me. Kashaya: Ew!  Keep telling yourself that.

And with that Kashaya promptly rushed off to make herself some extra strong nectar in hopes of forgetting this rather unpleasant interaction.

Honestly, @cabsim, Jacques is showing such flagrant disregard for his marriage vows.  Personally, I think Penelope deserves better!

Kashaya returned to Newcrest for a short visit with friends Gia Harlow and Nico Hopper.  They checked out the newly opened Refinery Pool & Rec, an old derelict refinery that had been converted into a mixed-use community center and public pool.  Kashaya had a great time gossiping with Gia (and discussing who should win the Sims Next Top Model), showing off her swan dive, and flirting with a cute guy by the pool.

Shake, shake, shake, Señora, shake your body line!