Random Things That Have Been Said In Soul Society

Random Things that have been said in Soul Society

This is 100% #troof

Captian please put on your pants!! -Nanao-

You know you're the reason why we can't have nice things? -Hitsugaya-

Oh for the love of God! Will you stop eating my food!!! -Rangiku to her breasts-

Fuck!! -Kenpachi-

Oh my God Lieutenant! Spit that out!! -Yumichika-

Inform Squad 12 that they are not entitled to more recruits than any other squad. Also please tell Captian Mayuri that when asking for extra recruits he shouldn't ask for and I quote "request for more test subjects recruits. My other ones have died" -Head Captian Yamamoto-

I think I killed another house plant. -Ukitake-

I think I killed another recruit -Mayuri-

I am uncomfortable with how comfortable you are with sleeping in a closet. -Byakuya-

Sir please don't drink from there. -Iba-

I'm a big brave boy, I'm a big brave boy!! -Kira-

Ghaaaa~ -Momo after be stabbed by yet another sword and somehow living through it AGAIN-

I'm sorry, you stuck what up where? -Unohana-

I love how in transformers prime Soundwave is the only competent one. You have Megatron who's doing space drugs and Starscream who's trying kill Megatron and take over the decepticons and is in general making very bad life choices if he wants to keep living (telling Arcee he killed Cliffjumper.) Knockout is flirting with Optimus Prime which while ballsey isn't very helpful to the cause. And Shockwave is resurrecting the robot version dinosaurs.

Like shit my man really is carrying the whole decepticon cause on his back

The Batman Recap:

Just imagine Tom taking Divination to see what the future would hold for him and the image of Harry appears in the crystal ball weilding the Hallows and he just assumes "Ah yes, my soul mate." While his Death Eaters are pointing at the grim in the tea leafs "He is going to kill you Tom" "Nonsense. He is my future husband" "Tom everything that involves him shows your end" "He'll make a fine life partner "

Tom: I love him

Everyone: my Lord...pls...he will kill you

Tom: nothing can stop true love

Everyone: we literally just watched you die...multiple times to the same kid

Tom: he's tenacious, I like that in a man

Everyone: Tom...no...

Tom: Tom YES

Some head ups in order to support my Muslim friends and anyone celebrating, before Ramadan♥︎

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