Random Things That Have Been Said In Soul Society

Random Things that have been said in Soul Society

This is 100% #troof

Captian please put on your pants!! -Nanao-

You know you're the reason why we can't have nice things? -Hitsugaya-

Oh for the love of God! Will you stop eating my food!!! -Rangiku to her breasts-

Fuck!! -Kenpachi-

Oh my God Lieutenant! Spit that out!! -Yumichika-

Inform Squad 12 that they are not entitled to more recruits than any other squad. Also please tell Captian Mayuri that when asking for extra recruits he shouldn't ask for and I quote "request for more test subjects recruits. My other ones have died" -Head Captian Yamamoto-

I think I killed another house plant. -Ukitake-

I think I killed another recruit -Mayuri-

I am uncomfortable with how comfortable you are with sleeping in a closet. -Byakuya-

Sir please don't drink from there. -Iba-

I'm a big brave boy, I'm a big brave boy!! -Kira-

Ghaaaa~ -Momo after be stabbed by yet another sword and somehow living through it AGAIN-

I'm sorry, you stuck what up where? -Unohana-

are you secretly a monster?

megatron, after putting space cocaine into his spark chamber and hearing unicron speak to him for months: okay, but who hasn’t made a deal with an all powerful god with questionable morals and political standing

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starscream:

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airachnid: literally anyone with common sense