Bruce Wayne Goes Prematurely Grey At 39; What Does Gothams Prince Have To Be Stressed About?

“Bruce Wayne goes prematurely grey at 39; What does Gotham’s Prince have to be stressed about?”

There’s so much identity porn potential in that question. Unless Bruce starts dyeing his hair, it’s a fair question — why did he go grey so young? Thomas didn’t. He’s a billionaire, so what could honestly be so stressful?

(To be extra cruel, maybe he goes grey when Jason dies but the death isn’t announced to the press until a few months later, just to get the story in place)

but in all seriousness, I’m chewing on the headcanon that Bruce killed a lot with Ra’s and the League of Assassins before forming his own no-killing code. and the batkids always think he’s never killed anyone and doesn’t have the stomach for it, but the opposite is true. he had the stomach for it and he was good at killing people. and if he didn’t have his code, his rules, he would simply never stop killing bad people who deserve it.

I’m imagining some sort of visit from Ra’s or Talia where they tease/allude to this right in front of the batkids and everyone just goes quiet. because Bruce? killing people? but there was always a reason he was going to be heir to Ra’s. they wouldn’t have chosen him if he didn’t have that kind of potential.

Headcanon that when Superman is daydreaming he starts to float.

The Justice League is having a meeting and Clark is thinking about cinnamon rolls and he just starts slowly floating away like an untethered balloon. Someone has to grab his foot and pull him back down.

au where the justice league somehow meet and interact with robin for Years before they even find out about batman

Thinking about cigarette mom! Thomas and how his parenting style was…Different from Bruce’s. For exemple:

“Jason, I can understand why you’d feel tempted to shoot Mr. Smith with your slingshot. Misinterpreting Hamlet is indeed pretty serious. But it’s not a good tactic to solve conflict.”

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“Mr. Johnson says he won’t pass you if you don’t dissect that dumbass frog? What the hell. Grab my Marlboros and a hammer.”

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“Dick, honey, I know sometimes talking can get overwhelming, but you can’t just ran away Everytime we have a disagreement. Let’s talk about this, please . ”

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“Oh, you wanna run away! Alfie! Martha! The boss is running away from home! Should we tell the president? Should we tell Santa Claus? Go ahead. I’ll pack your bags for you. “

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“Damian, if we don’t keep our spaces clean, we’ll start to feel really bad, and Batcow will be very sad.”

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“Why do you have to clean? Cause it’s your damn house too, doctor genius. What do you think this is, a hotel? Grab a rag and shut up.”

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“I can’t promise I’ll always know what to do, or say if you have a problem. But I can promise we’ll solve it together.”

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“Only three people in this world need to know what’s going on with you at all times, — your doctor, God, and me, and you better call me first.”

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“I love you.”

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“I fucking love you. Now shut up, the price is right is on.”

Batsitting is a full time job