Batsitting Is A Full Time Job

Batsitting is a full time job

“Bruce Wayne goes prematurely grey at 39; What does Gotham’s Prince have to be stressed about?”

There’s so much identity porn potential in that question. Unless Bruce starts dyeing his hair, it’s a fair question — why did he go grey so young? Thomas didn’t. He’s a billionaire, so what could honestly be so stressful?

(To be extra cruel, maybe he goes grey when Jason dies but the death isn’t announced to the press until a few months later, just to get the story in place)

Your honor, I see no lies here.

here is a painted doodle thing I did for a request– injured Bruce and protective Dickie in the middle of a snowstorm. Dick’s wearing Batman’s cape to cover them both *c*

I vaguely remember something similar happening in canon once lol

Headcanon that when Superman is daydreaming he starts to float.

The Justice League is having a meeting and Clark is thinking about cinnamon rolls and he just starts slowly floating away like an untethered balloon. Someone has to grab his foot and pull him back down.

Are YOU keeping your chicks warm through the winter? Why we should take notes from Bats on childcare