Ok But The Idea Of The Waynes Going Broke Was Always So Ridiculous To Me Because:

Ok but the idea of the Waynes going broke was always so ridiculous to me because:

1- You can take wealth away, you can’t take connections. It would be incredibly hard to break a old money, high society aristocratic millionaire. They always have a trust fund, fans and investors.

2- In case they somehow went broke, there’s no way Damian ‘this manor is a huge downgrade to me’ Wayne is surviving or not unleashing a catastrophic event upon Gotham. That boy needs a king sized bed and silk sheets to survive.

3- TALIA AL GHUL is Bruce’s baby momma and he is her BITCH. In case he went broke, here’s how i imagine the interaction would go:

Talia: Hey, so how is it going darling?

Bruce: You know, tough times. I’ve got limited funds, business isn’t going well…..

[6827367896idk+ Dollars sent to Bruce Wayne via Paypal.]

Talia: There it is, Babygirl ;). Treat yourself to something nice. Don’t forget to send me pics of the clothes you buy 😘 n Dami too

Your headcanon about Bruce killing previously is parallel to one of mine where someone watches him like casually dismantle a dead body -for whatever reason- and are horrified by how casual he is about it and he’s like, the reason I don’t kill isn’t cause I can’t handle it it’s cause I’d be realllllyyy good at it

Bonus points if that horrified person is Clark, who has to watch Bruce break down a body piece by piece (for case reasons).

Clark: wait…why do you know how to do this?

Bruce, shrugging, blood streaked across his face: after a while it just becomes routine

Clark: after a WHILE?

Your honor, I see no lies here.

Alfred, entering the Cave with a tray of pills: are you certain you won’t need pain relief tonight, sir?

Bruce, swathed in bandages and in the middle of a handstand: Ra’s taught me how to meditate the pain away, Alfred. I just need to keep moving, and I can bear it.

Alfred: certainly, sir. in other, entirely unrelated news, Master Richard has declined to take his pain medication either—

Bruce, nearly falling out of his handstand: you bring those back to him RIGHT NOW and tell him he’s not allowed on patrol tomorrow if he doesn’t take them. non-negotiable. do you understand?