Wonmnen? Mo Re Like. Winnin

wonmnen? mo re like. winnin

[distant explosion and the accompanying murmured shriek of what sounds like a rubber duck]

Apparently my outlet is screaming violently while driving, but only while I am on the phone, which makes me sound very much like a much worse driver than 99.9% of the population in my region (which I know I am not because the broad range of people with whom I have been in a car with, passenger or not, is, again, extremely broad). Listen it's funny to me okay I like being mad!!! But only on the outside. I'm so reasonable. I cannot begin to express how intensely I was taught to drive. I liked learning how to safely rocket this giant hunk of metal through a 5 o' clock highway so much that I'm considering taking more driving classes for fun. Maybe even like, sports racing driving vroom vroom academic englightenment because I largely trust myself to be that competent. It is just that being completely calm while sounding like I'm hankering to gargle blood over a missed turn or a bumper-sniffer works out really well for all of my unspent energy. I can't be the only one like this. So much time being normal I need to go insane I have to scream at something. But at what. I live in a shared building! Where else can I howl snarl and spit for fun! At mildly annoying or even completely innocent drivers and the road we drive on. That is what. But only while I'm talking to people on the phone? I guess it's for the theatrics. Put me on the unpaved crumbling one-way 75° diagonally slanted 80mph road on an unstable mountaintop and I'm stone cold chillin'. Person to talk to? Still stone cold chilling, may summon a demon on accident with the hellfire spilling out of my sailor's mouth. Okay. Cool.

Well, now I have more to sketch today. ✨

Okay maybe I should've clarified LMAO sorry. I meant just as in like, put the silly temporary tattoos on there. But that still begs the question of if there were dinosaurs on Hocotate that would be cool enough to turn into temporary tattoos..

dinos seems so earth specific. i really do wonder if they'd have the ancient bones of something else

in recognition of World Down Syndrome Day on March 21