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Certified couscous hater💪💪💪

I’ve eaten live spiders and bird shit and they’re still preferable to couscous

If you know me irl ignore the second bit no I won’t explain

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Playing TDiM and omg I want to like Charlie so bad but I just cannot

Like the token old grumpy British man is my favourite character archetype but he’s just such a dick to everyone?

Like Erin is constantly so patient and nice to him and he’s Js rude all because he can’t find his cigarettes?

I’m holding out hope that he has some sort of redemption arc later in the game tho bc god knows he needs it

Just had the biggest twist in until Dawn spoiled bc I got too curious Abt how you could save everyone if Josh gets split like a kitkat

I hate myself

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