virtualdetectiveduck - Hello!!!
virtualdetectiveduck
Hello!!!

Godrick, certified tarnished hater, any pronouns idrm, lover of The Quarry

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virtualdetectiveduck
7 months ago
Occasionally I Think Im Funny

Occasionally I think I’m funny


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virtualdetectiveduck
7 months ago
a post in the starbucksbaristas subreddit by user tottapola dated 6 months ago. the post is titled "am I going to get fired?" the body of the post reads "last week a customer reached past me on reg to point at the menu and i bit him on the hand as hard as i could." the flair "USA" is attached to the post.
a comment by user Zache7 reading "Your first reaction was to bite him?!" the op replies "no I had time to think about it"
virtualdetectiveduck
7 months ago

Hah I’m so funny

virtualdetectiveduck
7 months ago

Wish I could draw and/or write bc I’ve got so many random ideas but I’m ass at drawing and writing

God help my dnd group 😭


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virtualdetectiveduck
7 months ago
Old Matt Art By Me (sorry For The Boring 2nd Slide. I Nearly Lost My Motivation To Draw Further Sets
Old Matt Art By Me (sorry For The Boring 2nd Slide. I Nearly Lost My Motivation To Draw Further Sets

old Matt art by me (sorry for the boring 2nd slide. I nearly lost my motivation to draw further sets like these 🙈)

virtualdetectiveduck
7 months ago
Sometimes, Doing Nothing Is The Worst Thing To Do.

sometimes, doing nothing is the worst thing to do.

virtualdetectiveduck
7 months ago

Compliment them. That person you think has their shit together and wouldn't need it or want to hear it. They do. They absolutely do. Their shit is dispersed. I promise you. It is a shambles.

I've had someone tell me to my face that they would compliment me, but for the fact that I already know this or that about myself. Huh???? No. Sorry.

No I don't. In my weaker moments I become an ungrateful mud monkey that has never once internalized a compliment

I adore being told you like me or something I've done. It sustains me, and in my weaker moments when I forget that life is good and happy, you might catch me before I fall.

You ever had someone catch you like that? You can do it too. The ones that catch you have been you in that moment before and know they will be again.

virtualdetectiveduck
7 months ago

Wanna be nosy? Here's your chance.

0: Height 1: Virgin? 2: Shoe size 3: Do you smoke? 4: Do you drink? 5: Do you take drugs? 6: Age you get mistaken for 7: Have tattoos? 8: Want any tattoos? 9: Got any piercings? 10: Want any piercings? 11: Best friend? 12: Relationship status 13: Biggest turn ons 14: Biggest turn offs 15: Favorite movie 16: I’ll love you if 17: Someone you miss 18: Most traumatic experience 19: A fact about your personality 20: What I hate most about myself 21: What I love most about myself 22: What I want to be when I get older 23: My relationship with my sibling(s) 24: My relationship with my parent(s) 25: My idea of a perfect date 26: My biggest pet peeves 27: A description of the girl/boy I like 28: A description of the person I dislike the most 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend 30: What I hate the most about work/school 31: What your last text message says 32: What words upset me the most 33: What words make me feel the best about myself 34: What I find attractive in women 35: What I find attractive in men 36: Where I would like to live 37: One of my insecurities 38: My childhood career choice 39: My favorite ice cream flavor 40: Who wish I could be 41: Where I want to be right now 42: The last thing I ate 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately 44: A random fact about anything

virtualdetectiveduck
7 months ago

OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

HES ALIVE


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virtualdetectiveduck
7 months ago

NOOOOO CHRIS MY GLORIOUS KING WHY DID I CHOOSE FOR YOU TO SHOOT YOURSELF INSTEAD OF HER

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


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virtualdetectiveduck
7 months ago

Google Charlie Kirk smile

how the fuck does one smile uncannily


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virtualdetectiveduck
7 months ago

if i don’t talk to myself who will

virtualdetectiveduck
7 months ago
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virtualdetectiveduck
7 months ago

Hello, this is a longshot saving life call, I am Peter Shimbir from Gaza. I am here to request for your support to help get my insulin, just an injection for today to save my life please I beg. I was diagnosed with Latent Autoimmune Diabetes and due to the current situation in Gaza I'm unable to get my insulin injection as a result I'm here begging for little financial support to help me purchase insulin for this week. My donation link is attached in the pinned post, I might have sent this ask to you earlier but kindly consider donating and sharing. This is the only option I have at the moment to save my life from going into a coma.

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virtualdetectiveduck
7 months ago
A Comic Based On This Poem
A Comic Based On This Poem
A Comic Based On This Poem
A Comic Based On This Poem
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A Comic Based On This Poem
A Comic Based On This Poem
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A Comic Based On This Poem
A Comic Based On This Poem
A Comic Based On This Poem
A Comic Based On This Poem
A Comic Based On This Poem

A comic based on this poem

virtualdetectiveduck
7 months ago
virtualdetectiveduck - Hello!!!
virtualdetectiveduck
7 months ago

Hello, this is a longshot saving life call, I am Peter Shimbir from Gaza. I am here to request for your support to help get my insulin, just an injection for today to save my life please I beg. I was diagnosed with Latent Autoimmune Diabetes and due to the current situation in Gaza I'm unable to get my insulin injection as a result I'm here begging for little financial support to help me purchase insulin for this week. My donation link is attached in the pinned post, I might have sent this ask to you earlier but kindly consider donating and sharing. This is the only option I have at the moment to save my life from going into a coma.

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virtualdetectiveduck
7 months ago

Yh I love my kit for that but less so when I’m up at 1:30am ironing it for half an hour straight

But like Yh gender neutral uniforms are so ✨awesome✨

ccf kit is SO GOOD for dysphoria it’s unbelievable


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virtualdetectiveduck
7 months ago
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virtualdetectiveduck
7 months ago

Spiders webs look like panes of shattered glass in the evening light


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virtualdetectiveduck
7 months ago

Js came across some of The Quarry concept art and omg it’s so good I love it

These are my favourites omg they’re awesome

(In no particular order)

Tw: Gore (drawn in a cartoonish style)

Js Came Across Some Of The Quarry Concept Art And Omg Its So Good I Love It
Js Came Across Some Of The Quarry Concept Art And Omg Its So Good I Love It
Js Came Across Some Of The Quarry Concept Art And Omg Its So Good I Love It
Js Came Across Some Of The Quarry Concept Art And Omg Its So Good I Love It
Js Came Across Some Of The Quarry Concept Art And Omg Its So Good I Love It
Js Came Across Some Of The Quarry Concept Art And Omg Its So Good I Love It
Js Came Across Some Of The Quarry Concept Art And Omg Its So Good I Love It
Js Came Across Some Of The Quarry Concept Art And Omg Its So Good I Love It
Js Came Across Some Of The Quarry Concept Art And Omg Its So Good I Love It
Js Came Across Some Of The Quarry Concept Art And Omg Its So Good I Love It

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virtualdetectiveduck
7 months ago
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virtualdetectiveduck
7 months ago

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virtualdetectiveduck
7 months ago

screaming THAT'S A SAW FISH every time i look up saw sharks bc the images are all jumbled up together