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Virtualdetectiveduck - Hello!!!

a post in the starbucksbaristas subreddit by user tottapola dated 6 months ago. the post is titled "am I going to get fired?" the body of the post reads "last week a customer reached past me on reg to point at the menu and i bit him on the hand as hard as i could." the flair "USA" is attached to the post.
a comment by user Zache7 reading "Your first reaction was to bite him?!" the op replies "no I had time to think about it"
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8 months ago

Wish I could draw and/or write bc I’ve got so many random ideas but I’m ass at drawing and writing

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8 months ago

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8 months ago

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8 months ago
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