I May Probably Be Asexual But What Id Do To That Fictional Man Is Between Me, My Ao3 History And God

I may probably be asexual but what I’d do to that fictional man is between me, my ao3 history and god

• 7 hours on weekdays + Saturday night, around 2-3 on Friday night

• Depends, some days I enjoy eating others I don’t touch food or water until 8-9pm

• Like 5 hours until Js now when I went to walk my dogs

• Yep, walking dogs

• Yes to all of the above

• Yes, I attended rugby training earlier today and it was agonising but fun (0 major injuries, legit Js regained feeling in two of my toes which is nice)

Anyone who wants can do this, I don’t have enough ppl to tag

a quick “why is my life so bad” checklist

how’s your sleep schedule

have you eaten or drank anything besides sugar and caffeine

how long have you been sitting in one spot

have you gone out in public recently

have you taken a shower/brushed your teeth/groomed yourself properly

have you spent time doing an activity that doesn’t involve a screen

etc

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Mmmmmmm Tescos pizza

BONK

Me when I have to hand in the work I didn’t do