I Had A BIZARRE Bnha Dream Last Night Consisting Of A Post-apocalyptic World Mostly Covered In Water.

I had a BIZARRE bnha dream last night consisting of a post-apocalyptic world mostly covered in water.

Izuku basically “spawns” in this world after some time has passed and finds his planet has been reduced to this in the middle of the ocean surrounded by ridiculously gigantic electric fish that swarm him. I won’t mention how he got out of being electrocuted to death but he does.

He then finds an island where All Might is at, Toshi’s boat and a few others crashed on the shore and the guy is completely alone and overjoyed to see Izuku to say the least. Kinda clingy tbh.

Izuku later heads back out into the water to come to the erm, incredibly unpleasant realization that humanity is never going to be able to overpower these mega-sea-creatures now populating the planet. (There was literally this shot from Izuku’s POV from underwater showing just this vast shoal of building-sized fish it was pretty sick actually)

Basically realizing they’re screwed, he heads back to Toshi’s little desert island at sunset but discovers the man’s hair colour weirdly matches with the gradient of the sunset. His hair mirrors the light of the atmostphere I guess?

Correctly assuming this isn’t the OG All Might, if he’s All Might at all, Izuku explores one of the crashed boats and finds a record saying that the OG All Might is now a scattered concept, creating what remains of earth’s habitable land masses. He basically became islands like these, with thousands of clones just like the one Izuku has found acting as guardians or his eyes or extensions of him idk one or all of those. His avatars of himself.

The dream basically ends there, but wow that’s one to remember. It clearly stemmed from my thalassophobia.

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“Dabi’s new fancy car” ASFGDGDFDF — AU where Dabi gets to keep Hanabata’s car.

Dabi just keeps complaining that he stole a very nice car and how Yami didn't only damage it but gave it to heroes so Shouto is "If I get you the car, will you shut up about this" and Dabi is "I'm making no such promise."

Long story short, by the time Recovery Girl patched all the heroes and heroes students, Hanabata's car is gone. Shouto just pulled a devious lick and floored it.

Shouto brings it to an Anyone affiliated garage where they destroy anything like GPS and locator so the Commission can't find the car again, they patched it up, paint it black and put blue flames on the side because Dabi is tacky like that. Dabi is just so happy to have his car back, keeps cracking smiles, doesn't complain when Shouto and Izuku ask him to drop them somewhere.

Meanwhile, Hanabata is furious because someone stole her car. She goes to Nedzu to ask how her security system can be so flawed and he asks her how does it feel to be responsible for a Harbor Incident. As soon as Aizawa hears about the theft, he drags himself to Nedzu's office, say that he knows he can only be a student but not to tell him who. Whoever pulled that deserve to get away with a car. However, if Shinsou is the one who did it, Nedzu must tell him so he can give him extra credit.

Unfortunately, since Anyone lives a dangerous life, there is a moment where the car sacrifice itself to protect Dabi. He is heartbroken and grieving so Izuku and Shouto goes and steal another HPSC car and paint it just like the old one to offer it to Dabi. Stealing Commission armored cars become a tradition and the HPSC is seething.

Same

au where izuku's dad is all for one, and after toshinori learns this, he travels back in time with a body and mind both strong and stable enough to beat all for one, but his only chance is before izuku is conceived, so he has to choose between thousands of people or izuku!!! -cwk

Oh my GOD that’s heartbreaking. How dare you do this to me?

I feel like he’d choose to save the thousands of people over saving Izuku because he knows Izuku would never forgive him if he chose the other option.

But it breaks him irreparably, and in years after AfO’s death, people watch their shining hero slowly wasting away from grief. Gran Torino and Sir Nighteye are so worried about him and they try their hardest to help, but how do you explain that your heart is breaking over someone who never even existed? A beautiful boy who would never live to bless the world with his light.

One day, Inko finds him, and she’s young and clueless, blissfully ignorant, and somehow that makes it so much worse. But she sees this broken man, and can’t help but want to help him.

Over time, she helps piece him back together, and they fall in love.

All Might’s heart will never be fully healed, but it’s getting better, and that’s enough for him. He still carries Izuku with him, the boy he had loved like his own.

They get married, and when All Might finds out his wife is pregnant, he cries all night, and he can’t bring himself to tell her why. His ecstatic joy at becoming a father is tempered by a grief that threatens to send him back over the edge.

But time passes, as Inko gets closer and closer to her delivery date, All Might feels a stutter in his heart. She’s due at the end of July.

He does the math, is stunned breathless as he realizes it’s the year Izuku was supposed to be born.

It’s just a coincidence, he tells himself. He doesn’t want to get his hopes high, doesn’t want to crush his heart all over again. And after all, the due date is different.

But then July 15th arrives, and Inko goes into labour, a whole two weeks early.

All Might rushes her to the hospital, shutting out all the hopeful thoughts clambering their way up his throat and making him want to throw up with want.

The child is born without much fuss. A squalling baby with pale blue eyes and a few wisps of messy blond curls. But it’s him. Something deep inside All Might recognizes him, knows him as surely as he knows himself.

Inko holds the baby close to her chest, cooing sweet nothings at him, and All Might feels the hairline cracks in his heart finally fuse shut.

Contrary to popular belief, the timeline isn’t quite as fragile as all that.

Midoriya Izuku was always meant to be born, and Yagi Toshinori was always meant to become his father.

And even if All-for-One was dead, fate had her ways of achieving her goals.

It is morally correct to be horny on main.

If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.