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I wanna talk about something I have mentioned a couple times. Sasuke is a character that by various other characters and by Kishimoto is called by various different Japanese words that imply attractiveness or something preferable, such as beautiful, good-looking, sexy/hot, cool, even cute and pure. No other character has them called this many words as Sasuke. Kishi clearly wrote Sasuke as someone really desirable, to the point some people see traits of how some female characters are often written. It is due to homoeroticism and Kishi’s own bias towards Sasuke.

Let’s first look at volume 38 which I have always found interesting. It is the volume where Sasuke finally properly comes back to the story and starts to move the plot forward. First we have the cover that people have said looks romantic, like a pair of star-crossed lovers, in which Sasuke is on the front with his shirt open. But that is not all. In the same volume in a matter of few pages we see Sasuke in questionable positions with three different male characters. So Kishimoto just happened to draw Sasuke in these odd positions in a matter of a few days. What is the reason? The reason is simply to imply homoeroticism and Sasuke being desirable in a male-male interaction. It is not even subtle.

Of course, Kishi doesn’t forget to drop an implication of Naruto desiring Sasuke as well in the very same volume, despite the two not interacting.

Nor Sasuke’s blunt disinterest in women.

Another thing is Sasuke tends to lose his clothes in his fights, is it fanservice or is it self service from Kishimoto? When Kishi talked about designing Sasuke and Sai, he used “kakkoii” for Sasuke’s open shirt and Sai’s open stomach. So looks like kakkoii is his G-rated word for sexy.

Thank you Karin. It is funny how Kishi sometimes has to make a character say something out loud to make sure people got what he was doing.

With Orochimaru it’s most obvious. There’s obvious sexual subtext to Oro’s pursuit of Sasuke’s body.

Tobito isn’t much better. Why are the villains around Sasuke like this?

Or even Kabuto. Kabuto kept trolling Naruto for being obsessed with Sasuke and then he does this. Telling Sasuke he wants him to stay by his side (I didn’t bother to look for the panel but it’s when Sasuke and Itachi fight him) and then this… obvious innuendo with his… thing. Even Orochimaru has to make an ironic comment about it like seriously Kishi? You just couldn’t help yourself with that Oro panel?

Do you understand now what I mean? Kishi does this weird stuff with Sasuke all the time. Oh he’s so sensitive and beautiful and pure I must have him, he’s mine.

And here’s a bit of mythology Kishimoto used. During the confrontation between Orochimaru, Itachi and Sasuke Kishimoto used the legend of Kushinada-hime as an influence. Kushinada-hime was the youngest of the eight daughters of Ashinazuchi and Tenazuchi. Kushinada-hime was to be offered as a sacrifice to the eight-headed serpent Yamata-no-Orochi who had a sword inside of him, and who had already devoured seven beautiful maidens, but she was saved by Susanoo, who defeated Yamato-no-Orochi with the Totsuka Sword.

The Eight-headed Serpent is obviously Orochimaru in the manga. His eight branches technique and the sword inside of him are clear references to the mythology

The Totsuka Sword is wielded by Itachi’s Susanoo in the manga and it is what defeats Orochi. Just like in the mythology.

So who is the princess/goddess/maiden that needs to be saved from Yamata-no-Orochi? Well it is our Sasuke of course. Is it any wonder why people think Sasuke is heroine when Kishimoto writes him like this? He just wants to stress how desirable Sasuke is, but that at the end of the day, he’s Naruto’s…

(Note: I remember a manga Ranma½ also featured Yamata-no-Orochi, but since it was a comedy manga it was a perverted snake who only liked devouring pretty girls.)

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It is morally correct to be horny on main.

If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.

Fake dating!AU except both partners are All Might who legally adopted Izuku and was immediately caught parenting him in both forms.

Like many things in life, it happened because of the Commission but also a little because of AFO. Inko was around Kamino when the huge fight happened and as she was leaving the fight zone, she skipped a stair, fell down some high stairs, and bumped her head pretty bad. Coincidentally, AFO fled mid fight with All Might and Inko appeared at the hospital, probably dropped there by a Good Samaritan. It also means that All Might's real appearance was never revealed to the public and he still has some OFA juice. In any case, this led the HPSC to take a look at the dream team that rescued Izuku and when they saw that his guardian was in a slight coma and that his other guardian was MIA, they tried to pull a Hawks. All Might slapped adoption papers in their faces (yes, they were in his pocket, no, don't ask since when) and thought that the situation was okay until Inko woke up. He. Was. Wrong.

Because everyone in 1-A went "Well, isn't Deku's dad the sweet scarecrow man he is always hanging with?" and All Might panicked because Argh, Secret Identity, and Izuku, filled with the need to cause chaos, just went "Well, that's my other dad." and All Might ran with it.

1-A: "Well, didn't you tell us about your mom?"

Izuku: "You must be mistaken. It's always been me, my dad, and my dadmight."

The HPSC is still snooping around so Izuku, bless this sweet boy, make a whole romantic date plans for him. All Might goes to the amusement park, hit crepes, and use his superspeed and the power of residual image to create illusion tricks where he seems to be next to Yagi Toshinori, his secretary. He also makes sure to leave himself sweet notes and gifts because if he is too busy for his fake partner that happens to be him, he is going to make sure his fake partner who happens to be him feels appreciated!

Hawks is the only one at the Commission who knows the relationship is fake but can't prove it because Izuku keeps foiling him.

Inko wakes up from her coma a week later and All Might thinks he is finally going to be able to explain the situation but Inko, filled with the need to cause chaos, explains to the Commission that yes, Izuku is her son with All Might, and yes, of course she knows Toshinori, he is a dear friend of the family and All Might's partner! So All Might had to keep doing that... well, until OFA stops working, I guess.

1-A: "Wait, you have a mom?"

Izuku: "Of course!"

1-A: "You told us you didn't have a mom!"

Izuku: "You must be mistaken. It's always been my mom and dadmight then my mom, my dad and dadmight."

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