Broke: Sparrow Is Ableist

Broke: Sparrow is ableist

Woke: Sparrow is Autistic

Bespoke: Sparrow has five generations of internalized ableism and the end of the world weighing down on him and is trying everything he can to make his son ”normal” in society because he believes that that is the only way he could break the generational curse on his family

Hot take: i think that Allison was more justified in her actions this season than Wanda was in MoM

You’re telling me that a scary marlowe arc with manipulation, presumably a LOT of whump, and most definitely ending with a hug is NOT smth y’all want????

FINE I’LL RELEASE MY DNDAD AGE HEADCANONS JEEZ

(1939)

Meryl Streep: 37

Robert Wilson: 30

Hildy Russet: 25

Stuart Stampler: 30

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(2019)

Darryl Wilson: 41

Hen Ry’Oak: 38

Ron Stephens-Stampler: 39

Glenn Close: 29 (After Jail: 49)

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(2019)

Lark and Sparrow Oak-García: 12 (S2 - 42)

Nicky Close-Foster-Freeman: 13 (S2 - 43)

Terrance Stephens-Stampler Jr.: 13 (S2 - 43)

Grant Wilson: 13 (S2 - 43)

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(2049)

Hero Swallows-Oak-García: 17 (Junior)

Theresa Marlowe: 16 (Sophomore)

Taylor Swift: 15 (Sophomore)

Lincoln Li-Wilson: 16 (Freshman)

Normally Swallows-Oak-García: 15 (Sophomore)

I will single handedly popularize GothCleats just y’all wait

scary was born in November?

so she’s

she’s a scorpio-n slut