Explanations For House Not Dropping F-bombs:

explanations for house not dropping f-bombs:

he’s on a network show (boring, pedestrian, lacks imagination, accurate)

cuddy started a swear jar and f-bombs are $1000 each because it was the only way to stop him (goofy, delightful, i assume his fellows rat him out)

wilson bet him he couldn’t insult people without saying fuck and that escalated to wilson betting him he couldn’t FUNCTION without saying fuck and it’s been a decade but house is too stubborn to quit now (canon as far as i’m concerned)

house knows where the camera is and when the fourth wall is in play and only says fuck when he knows he’s offscreen (house is bugs bunny with vicodin, in this essay i will-)

jon asking skin satan to reach through his chest and yank out a rib so he won't be eaten by the compost coffin is a fucking insane idea that should not have worked

Jonny has yet to write an episode featuring something coming out of the toilet and biting your ass but I guess some fears aren't to be trifled with

I’m still not okay

Deep Water Prompt #3348

The three pigeons on the wire that faces my bedroom window are one entity, waiting and watching, heads following me as one. I cannot seem to get an accurate count of their eyes.

I thínk that Death is a motherly figure. I think her apron has floury handprints and she leads you by the hand until you have grown small again, and then she holds you in her arms like your mother did when you were too tired to sleep.