Tmagp Theory:

Tmagp theory:

Gwendolyn Bouchard has no connection to Jonah Magnus, but she does have a connection to OG!Elias.

Woke: Gwendolyn is the sister of this universe's Elias, who is still a stoner. As the future Man of the House, Elias was groomed to take on a position of power and given every advantage imaginable... which gave him crippling anxiety that he self-medicates with marijuana. Gwen is there claim what she considers her rightful inheritance, and if it requires her to earn it the old-fashioned way, so be it.

Bespoke: Gwen is OG!Elias but trans. Not only did being her true self turn her into a powercunt (positive), but she literally chose the name Gwendolyn.

Personally if I had the chance to be a member of a prestigious, gay, snobby, a little bit insane, classical clique i wouldn’t fuck it up.

Rip Bunny but I’d still be alive and thriving, get on my level.

Okay I’ve finished the secret history what am I gonna do with my life

i have an angel and devil on my shoulder but also a third guy who just tells me to do strange gayboy shit thats not really good or bad per se but it will make everyone in my life think im weirder

pov: you're sue sims, looking at your son asking you to voice act for another of his silly little spooky podcasts for gay people

The thing about Needles is that there isn't some wet cat energy Archivist this time around to force these long, personal and intimate confessions out of people which means Needles probably rambles like that on the regular.