WHAT????

WHAT????

Since Darry is canonically a male stripper, I’d love to see him sneaking out at night and one of the gang being like “Darry isn’t it a little late for work” and him just being like

LMAOOOO

i wanna see the bau team with a Marten Riggs type reader

realistically they'd take it very seriously but that's boring so we're ditching that idea

like in the first episode of lethal weapons he walks into the hostage situation with a fuckin pizza

the team looks away for maybe 5 minutes tops and suddenly you've gone off skipping your way twords the homicidal maniac carrying a goddamned thin crust pepperoni pizza

⏬Marten Riggs clips on YouTube ⏬

they're so fucking funny you gotta watch them😭

---------------------------------------------------

https://youtu.be/HEpJD7VsM00

https://youtu.be/K0lgyf6uuDU

---------------------------------------------------

they p a n i c

for shits and giggles let's say that you're a newbie

a probie if you will

so they're not close to you yet but they still don't wanna see you get murdered lmao

istg Reid nearly faints when you pull the gun closer to your head

or when you walk into that warehouse whistling Andy Griffith?

his skin paled so much it could've rivald Casper the friendly ghosts

Garcia loves you but threatens your life regularly

stop putting yourself in life threatening situations when you don't have to you little shit👺

they don't let you talk to mentally unstable unsubs cause your sarcasm would escalate the situation 🤷🏻‍♀️

let's be honest Reids in love with you☠️

an enemies to lovers perhaps?👀

fr tho mans a simp for you

listen this is very self indulgent so i'm imagining the reader has brightly hair and is goth punk and like 19😗

(i'm almost 18 and i hate it 💩)

this is the early seasons btw so Reid is like 24

since you're so young dad! hotch mode is not activated 🥺

Gideon thinks you're a cool kid

and in the newer seasons with Rossi he fuckin loves you man

he treats you like your his own kid

they scold the holy hell out of you when you pull that shit

like hotch has put you on desk duty and threatened to take away your badge

but you're really good at your job ig cause you still got it ☠️

Derek is literally your older brother

like you guys had sibling arguments all the time lmao

he'd die for you tho

they all would

jj is like your older sister

she gives the best advice fr

and Emily would do anything for you she loves you so much

you're like her kid 🥺

if you're anything like me and say dude, bro, and man religiously you're gonna get the hotchner glare 😵

like no he's sir or hotch thanks very much

Rossi thinks it's hilarious

until you hit him with a "bro"

then you get a Rossi stare down

Derek just lifts a perfect brow at the name of " endearment "

also! his eyebrows look just like this thing ~

like you guys see it too right?😭

this is getting too long i might post on it again later tho

i haven't gone back over it so it probably doesn't make sense lmao

Y/N: Just... be careful, okay?

Jason: Do I detect actual concern for my well being?

Y/N: Screw this up and I'll kill you.

Jason: That's more like it.

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Jason: I kind of love telling people I don’t want kids.

Jason: Because then they hit me with that line, You might change your mind when you get older!

Jason: And then I get to respond with, B*tch, I was not put on this planet to raise children!

Jason: I was put on this planet to raise hell!

Tim: It’s worth mentioning that he does this unprompted. No one looks at him and thinks, ah yes, this one should be responsible for children, unless they need their sanity checked.

Y/N: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship.

Red Hood: We’re not friends.

Y/N, holding an axe: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.

:-)) youre the best

OMG IM SO SORRY I REALIZED I FORGOT TO SAY CABIN AND S/O MATCH UP IM SO SORRY

It's ok sweetie!