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OMG IM SO SORRY I REALIZED I FORGOT TO SAY CABIN AND S/O MATCH UP IM SO SORRY

It's ok sweetie!

FRRRRRRRRR

i need judd birch to get popular because i need fics for him because i’ve read them all on here and i’m so obsessed i downloaded wattpad just to read fics

Y/N: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship.

Red Hood: We’re not friends.

Y/N, holding an axe: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.

Y/N: Just... be careful, okay?

Jason: Do I detect actual concern for my well being?

Y/N: Screw this up and I'll kill you.

Jason: That's more like it.

Jason's favourite season is autumn because he loves the rain. He loves the smell of the rain and the way it sounds as it hits in the concrete streets of Gotham. He adores making fresh tomato soup and huddling up in a bundle of blankets as he watches passers by get through the downpour. He loves the feeling of reading the book he's especially kept for this type of weather in his favourite library, the rain gently tapping against the window, almost lulling him to sleep. Jason loves the rain, and who can blame him.

Y/N, leaving after an argument: Ok well then fuck you!

Any of the Batfam members: Wait, where are you going?

Y/N, beyond mad: To your mom’s house.

Batfam member:

Y/N:

Y/N: I’m sorry, that slipped out.

Stephanie: Just imagine he’s playing basketball, points at you and says “this is for you”, and completely misses.

Y/N: Not gonna lie, that would be so hot. I love pathetic men.

Tim, who’s been dating Y/N for years:

Lmao

Jason: Oh my God, Tim, what is wrong with you?

Tim: Well, I'm autistic to start with-

Jason: That's not what I meant.

Dick: Damian’s autistic too.

Damian, squinting: What is an autistic and why am I it

Jason:

Tim:

Dick:

Damian: What

Dick: Did Bruce genuinely never get you diagnosed? Or explain why you're so much like him?

Damian: Diagnosed? I'm not ill. And I am like Father because I'm his son.

Tim: This. Explains so much

Damian: So much of what?

Jason, marveling: He's just like Bruce.

Dick: Buddy, we need to take you to a specialist.

Damian, stubbornly: I'm not ill.

Tim: I've got a powerpoint-

Dick, jabbing Tim in the stomach: Of course you're not ill! You're just different!

Jason: This is giving me flashbacks to when we got Dick his ADHD diagnosis.

Damian: What is an ADHD

Dick:

Dick: I give up. Tim, pull up your PowerPoint on autism. I trust you've got one on ADHD too?

Tim: Yeah. Anxiety and depression too, if we're counting all of our mental illnesses.

*Four hours later*

Damian: Father, I think you should seek professional help for your numerous mental health problems. Also I believe I should get screened for autism

NO FRRRRR

I hate reading romantic!batfam fics and the reader is one of Bruce's kids 😐

"B-B-But they're all adopted 🥺👉👈" ION GIVE A FUCK‼️❗️I will litteraly rub my bare coochie against dry cement and slurp a leather jacket through a plastic straw before I read some bullshit about Jason asking Bruce to marry batsibling!reader trust.

anti-hero by taylor swift is so jason todd

like HELLOOOO??

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Jason: I kind of love telling people I don’t want kids.

Jason: Because then they hit me with that line, You might change your mind when you get older!

Jason: And then I get to respond with, B*tch, I was not put on this planet to raise children!

Jason: I was put on this planet to raise hell!

Tim: It’s worth mentioning that he does this unprompted. No one looks at him and thinks, ah yes, this one should be responsible for children, unless they need their sanity checked.

Ok 🤪😜 I’ll be there

Let Andrew Garfield and Ryan Reynolds and Tom Hardy all come together for a Spiderman Deadpool Venom movie and watch the world collectively melt down from how goddamn WEIRD the movie would be, plus none of us would know who TF to ship in that ensemble.

I mean 😏😏

Let Andrew Garfield and Ryan Reynolds and Tom Hardy all come together for a Spiderman Deadpool Venom movie and watch the world collectively melt down from how goddamn WEIRD the movie would be, plus none of us would know who TF to ship in that ensemble.

All of them. Poly relationship. Fight me

Let Andrew Garfield and Ryan Reynolds and Tom Hardy all come together for a Spiderman Deadpool Venom movie and watch the world collectively melt down from how goddamn WEIRD the movie would be, plus none of us would know who TF to ship in that ensemble.

— replying to fans (/neg)

gn!reader | bokuto, suna, oikawa, osamu

note from nia: i srsly have no idea how to title this BUT DO U GUYS GET WHAT I MEAN? bokuto's pic is his actor btw. some of these will be in my suna smau btw x2. whenever that happens

🏷 cannot tag | @devilgirlcrybabiey @lordbugs @smiithys @xfangirl-trashx @passionateuchiha @scaramouchesfootstool @fifteenshadesofpinkk @lotus-sukimono @chloee0x0 @kenmaslov3r @bakugosgrenade @semifilms @sakusasdirtyragdoll @dai-tsukki-desu @Thathoneybee3 @momoewn @aintgeluh @dazaisfavgf @simpforerenn @leexshin @crystal-lilac @vhenis @omiigad @kur0-kawa @semispilledcoffee @ksyhmm @idontlikeyourjob @sparrowb3nscloset @awkwardaardvarkforever @rory-cakes @prblmtc @dimslover @kuroaka @sunaslay @the-midnightskies @h0n3ysgh0st

Y/n: (Crying on their knees) How the mighty have fallen!

Jason: It's just a dropped chocolate bar, don't be so dramatic.

I don’t have the hair for locs but I’m obsessed for y’all 😭😭

KENMA LEARNING TO RETWIST YOUR LOCS SO HE CAN SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU

i can and will do a backflip. no i cant

like he'd learn and ask to practice on you.. THEN HE GETS REALLY GOOD AT IT.

mmmmm watching tv with him while he does it too. it keeps his hands busy and he always learns a little more about you during all three to four hours it takes.

you make dinner as a thank you and he loves it since he loves your cooking. (and you💖)

i love him.

-button🌺

Jason Todd: Bitches be like "you're mine"

Jason Todd: first off, I'm on probation, I belong to the state

Lmaoo

barbie x death note

LMAOOOO

i wanna see the bau team with a Marten Riggs type reader

realistically they'd take it very seriously but that's boring so we're ditching that idea

like in the first episode of lethal weapons he walks into the hostage situation with a fuckin pizza

the team looks away for maybe 5 minutes tops and suddenly you've gone off skipping your way twords the homicidal maniac carrying a goddamned thin crust pepperoni pizza

⏬Marten Riggs clips on YouTube ⏬

they're so fucking funny you gotta watch them😭

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for shits and giggles let's say that you're a newbie

a probie if you will

so they're not close to you yet but they still don't wanna see you get murdered lmao

istg Reid nearly faints when you pull the gun closer to your head

or when you walk into that warehouse whistling Andy Griffith?

his skin paled so much it could've rivald Casper the friendly ghosts

Garcia loves you but threatens your life regularly

stop putting yourself in life threatening situations when you don't have to you little shit👺

they don't let you talk to mentally unstable unsubs cause your sarcasm would escalate the situation 🤷🏻‍♀️

let's be honest Reids in love with you☠️

an enemies to lovers perhaps?👀

fr tho mans a simp for you

listen this is very self indulgent so i'm imagining the reader has brightly hair and is goth punk and like 19😗

(i'm almost 18 and i hate it 💩)

this is the early seasons btw so Reid is like 24

since you're so young dad! hotch mode is not activated 🥺

Gideon thinks you're a cool kid

and in the newer seasons with Rossi he fuckin loves you man

he treats you like your his own kid

they scold the holy hell out of you when you pull that shit

like hotch has put you on desk duty and threatened to take away your badge

but you're really good at your job ig cause you still got it ☠️

Derek is literally your older brother

like you guys had sibling arguments all the time lmao

he'd die for you tho

they all would

jj is like your older sister

she gives the best advice fr

and Emily would do anything for you she loves you so much

you're like her kid 🥺

if you're anything like me and say dude, bro, and man religiously you're gonna get the hotchner glare 😵

like no he's sir or hotch thanks very much

Rossi thinks it's hilarious

until you hit him with a "bro"

then you get a Rossi stare down

Derek just lifts a perfect brow at the name of " endearment "

also! his eyebrows look just like this thing ~

like you guys see it too right?😭

this is getting too long i might post on it again later tho

i haven't gone back over it so it probably doesn't make sense lmao

Lmao

(Y/N): Peter was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to get out of town to get some food

Peter: Well, they shouldn't say "All you can eat" if they don't mean it

(Y/N): Peter, you ate a chair.

A slay </3

Things to Script for a Fame Dr

. your fans/coworkers will never cross the line with you and will always stay respectful

. script a specific time period if you wanna

. what your profession is (model, singer, ect.)

. your house/apartment is always safe from paparazzi

. paparazzi won't harrass you

. always photogenic/videogenic

. you have a very entrancing aura

. you will never be involved in career ending scandals

. script specific movies/songs/shows/poems that you want to be included in or be written about you

. the fame will never overwhelm you and you have a perfect personal/social/work balance

. scenarios !!!

. fandom names, edits blablabla

. your fandom will never be toxic

. no gross rumors or comments will be made towards you

. immune to toxic rumors

. your family is always safe from paparazzi and harrasers

. specific artists like you (or love idk man)

. ( I'll add anything that comes to mind/is recommended)

WHAT????

Since Darry is canonically a male stripper, I’d love to see him sneaking out at night and one of the gang being like “Darry isn’t it a little late for work” and him just being like

𝐁𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞 / 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐜 𝐑𝐞𝐜𝐬

(These are not my works; full credit goes to the original writers. If you'd like your work removed, just shoot me a message and I'll remove it for you!)

✪ ~ BIPOC reader or writer (if this is wrong or you’d like it added, let me know!)

Fanfics Rec List

Bruce Wayne One-Shot Masterlist — @uncpanda Gone ⎢ Part 2 ⎢ Part 3 ⎢ Part 4 ⎢ Part 5 ⎢ Part 6 — @uncpanda Strange Bedfellows ⎢ Part 2 ⎢ Part 3 ⎢ Part 4 ⎢ Part 5 ⎢ Part 6 — @uncpanda The Ring ⎢ Part 2 — @uncpanda Secret Is Out ⎢ Part 2 ⎢ Part 3 ⎢ Part 4 ⎢ Part 5 ⎢ Part 6 ⎢ Part 7 ⎢ Part 8 — @uncpanda Robins Nest ⎢ Part 2 ⎢ Part 3 ⎢ Part 4 ⎢ Part 5 ⎢ Part 6 ⎢ Part 7 ⎢ Part 8 ⎢ Part 9 ⎢ Part 10 ⎢ Part 11 ⎢ Part 12 ⎢ Part 13 ⎢ Part 14 ⎢ Part 15 ⎢ Part 16 ⎢ Part 17 ⎢ Part 18 ⎢ Part 19 ⎢ Part 20 — @uncpanda Hard Eyes ⎢ Part 2 ⎢ Part 3 ⎢ Part 4 ⎢ Part 5 ⎢ Part 6 — @uncpanda Post-It Note — @forthemultiverse Bruce Wayne Masterlist — @waiting-for-motivation Daddy — @idontgiveaflyinggrayson69 Photo Album Feelings — @cas-backwards-tie Mugged — @cas-backwards-tie Don’t Give Up On Me — @cas-backwards-tie Lonely — @cas-backwards-tie No More Hiding — @cas-backwards-tie The Proposal — @mooskey Bad Blood ft. The Joker — @yandere--stuck The Tear In M Heart — @currymariana ✪ Mr. and Mrs. Wayne — @c-nstantine ✪ Maxing Out His Card — @c-nstantine ✪ Temporarily Undercover — @staywhelmedbatfam In Your Face ⎢ Part 2 ⎢ Part 3 — @taiyakimmy Surprise — @toastedkiwi Mr. Roo — @toastedkiwi Billionaire Bruce Wayne Tweeting — @toastedkiwi No One Has to Know ⎢ This Stays Between Us — @thebigbadbatswife In Times Past — @invisibleanonymousmonsters Sex Dreams — @butwhyduh You Made Your Bed With Her So You Can Go Lie In It ⎢ Prove You Can Be Who We Need ⎢ Are You And Bruce Together Again? — @redlotus98 Bruce Wayne + Hugs — @thebigbadbatswife Bubble Bath — @iibonniee The Prank *Gone Wrong* — @ellabxrnes Sharp Dressed Man — @alienguts Bruce Wayne When His Future Child Comes To The Present — @cipheress-to-k-pop Interviews — @c-nstantine ✪ Mr. Wayne Will See You Now — @batarella Baby HCs with Bruce Wayne — @gangrenados Bruce Tries to Get the Reader Back After a Breakup — @gangrenados Something To Hold On To — @dickgraysonisnothereforthis When He Cheated — @c-nstantine ✪ Mrs. Wayne ⎢ Part 2 ⎢ Part 3 — @funnyexel ✪ Winter’s Ball — @reaperintheroses Nurse — @alienguts Parking Ticket — @reaperintheroses Magic & Anniversary — @notwonderlandsworld Imposter — @spilledkauffie Family Ties — @meshlasolus Work It Out — @alienguts Should or Shouldn’t — @lilyofthesword-writes Stroll in the Rain — @lilyofthesword-writes