NO FRRRRR

NO FRRRRR

I hate reading romantic!batfam fics and the reader is one of Bruce's kids 😐

"B-B-But they're all adopted 🥺👉👈" ION GIVE A FUCK‼️❗️I will litteraly rub my bare coochie against dry cement and slurp a leather jacket through a plastic straw before I read some bullshit about Jason asking Bruce to marry batsibling!reader trust.

I don’t have the hair for locs but I’m obsessed for y’all 😭😭

KENMA LEARNING TO RETWIST YOUR LOCS SO HE CAN SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU

i can and will do a backflip. no i cant

like he'd learn and ask to practice on you.. THEN HE GETS REALLY GOOD AT IT.

mmmmm watching tv with him while he does it too. it keeps his hands busy and he always learns a little more about you during all three to four hours it takes.

you make dinner as a thank you and he loves it since he loves your cooking. (and you💖)

i love him.

-button🌺

Ok 🤪😜 I’ll be there

Let Andrew Garfield and Ryan Reynolds and Tom Hardy all come together for a Spiderman Deadpool Venom movie and watch the world collectively melt down from how goddamn WEIRD the movie would be, plus none of us would know who TF to ship in that ensemble.

Jason's favourite season is autumn because he loves the rain. He loves the smell of the rain and the way it sounds as it hits in the concrete streets of Gotham. He adores making fresh tomato soup and huddling up in a bundle of blankets as he watches passers by get through the downpour. He loves the feeling of reading the book he's especially kept for this type of weather in his favourite library, the rain gently tapping against the window, almost lulling him to sleep. Jason loves the rain, and who can blame him.

Lmao

(Y/N): Peter was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to get out of town to get some food

Peter: Well, they shouldn't say "All you can eat" if they don't mean it

(Y/N): Peter, you ate a chair.

Jason Todd: Bitches be like "you're mine"

Jason Todd: first off, I'm on probation, I belong to the state