Oooooof, This One Was Fun, And Mildly Traumatic

oooooof, this one was fun, and mildly traumatic

Accidental human consumption - a HTTYD fanfic

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A work in the Cannibal AU.

Summary:

The real story behind the chapter ‘Accidental human consumption’.

[One-shot]

Hiccup didn’t think he was stupid. He really didn’t. Did he do stupid things sometimes? Yes, yes he did. Were any of his mistakes as bad as this one? Maybe.

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this one was hilarious and dark!

Watchtower of Horrors (Stories that Hiccup Laughs At) - a HTTYD fanfiction

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A Cannibal Hiccup AU, it’s never actually addressed though.

Summary:

Scaring Hiccup with scary stories is their plan. Hiccup laughing at the stories? Weirder things could happen.

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Dragon Tamer - Book 1 - Chapter 1! (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/589351-dragon-tamer-book-1-chapter-1?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=JosephKindopp1&wp_originator=8iLGrIZJkpsB6ulv441WPropKNwSWhQChG89i25W8VDVf%2FSnaXOH14UpAk3mWav0qFirNV1dOe5KhUFZAAdZeM16CKkKlRKGtj5fXM8G0%2BVzlC9iQDuw6GFJ7sbmMhyd Marcie is an oddity in her village, the daughter of a widower with both village and outsider blood in her veins. She cares for her drunken father, and struggles to fit in with the rest of the village. Everything changes when she comes across two dragons, a mother and her new born, and unwittingly becomes the Tamer of the baby dragon when his mother dies. This new unlikely bond completely changes her life and opens doors to her future that she would have never thought possible whilst also causing her pain and heartache. (I know wattpad is knd of dying off, but this is worth it!!!!!) please share around, 

A Famous Salad and the Days of Christmas..... FIGURE IT OUT FOR A SURPRISE!!!!!

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U'y ndqmwuzs uz, etmbuzs gb, ftqz otqowuzs agf az ftq bdueaz nge Ftue ue uf, ftq mbaomxkbeq Itam at

U'y imwuzs gb, U rqqx uf uz yk nazqe Qzagst fa ymwq yk ekefqy nxai Iqxoayq fa ftq zqi msq, fa ftq zqi msq Iqxoayq fa ftq zqi msq, fa ftq zqi msq Itam, at, at, at, at, itam, at, at, at, U'y dmpuamofuhq, dmpuamofuhq Itam, at, at, at, at, itam, at, at, at, U'y dmpuamofuhq, dmpuamofuhq

U dmueq yk rxms mzp pkq yk oxaftqe Uf'e m dqhaxgfuaz, U egbbaeq Iq'dq bmuzfqp dqp fa ruf dustf uz Itam at

U'y ndqmwuzs uz, etmbuzs gb, ftqz otqowuzs agf az ftq bdueaz nge Ftue ue uf, ftq mbaomxkbeq Itam at

U'y imwuzs gb, U rqqx uf uz yk nazqe Qzagst fa ymwq yk ekefqy nxai Iqxoayq fa ftq zqi msq, fa ftq zqi msq Iqxoayq fa ftq zqi msq, fa ftq zqi msq Itam, at, at, at, at, itam, at, at, at, U'y dmpuamofuhq, dmpuamofuhq Itam, at, at, at, at, itam, at, at, at, U'y dmpuamofuhq, dmpuamofuhq

Mxx ekefqye sa, ftq egz tmez'f puqp Pqqb uz yk nazqe, efdmustf rday uzeupq

U'y imwuzs gb, U rqqx uf uz yk nazqe Qzagst fa ymwq yk ekefqy nxai Iqxoayq fa ftq zqi msq, fa ftq zqi msq Iqxoayq fa ftq zqi msq, fa ftq zqi msq Itam, at, at, at, at, itam, at, at, at, U'y dmpuamofuhq, dmpuamofuhq Itam, at, at, at, at, itam, at, at, at, U'y dmpuamofuhq, dmpuamofuhq

This is one of my favorite redeeming qualities of organized religion, we get beatiful music and beautiful places to sing them in.

For the love of God, Unmute