This One Was Hilarious And Dark!

this one was hilarious and dark!

Watchtower of Horrors (Stories that Hiccup Laughs At) - a HTTYD fanfiction

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A Cannibal Hiccup AU, it’s never actually addressed though.

Summary:

Scaring Hiccup with scary stories is their plan. Hiccup laughing at the stories? Weirder things could happen.

[Complete]

an interesting oneshot

Mental breakdown and revenge - a HTTYD fanfic

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A work in the Cannibal AU.

Summary:

What really happened in the chapter ‘Mental breakdown and revenge’.

[One-shot]

It didn’t matter which time of year it was, Hiccup could disappear without any problem. Nobody missed him and he could finally appreciate being invisible in his own home. Being invisible meant having the opportunity to disappear from the village without having to answer questions when he came back.

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I send a message to those lucky few who translate and recognize it. tomorrow i’ll post the answer!!!!!

anyone who figures this out in the comments will receive a prize!!! please share!

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oooooof, this one was fun, and mildly traumatic

Accidental human consumption - a HTTYD fanfic

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A work in the Cannibal AU.

Summary:

The real story behind the chapter ‘Accidental human consumption’.

[One-shot]

Hiccup didn’t think he was stupid. He really didn’t. Did he do stupid things sometimes? Yes, yes he did. Were any of his mistakes as bad as this one? Maybe.

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@gentrychild is this how you write your fics?