Percy Jackson Masterlist

Percy Jackson Masterlist

This is the official Percy Jackson masterlist for this blog! Feel free to send in requests, I’m super excited to start writing for this series!

Some characters I write for (subject to change)

Headcanons

Percy with Reader whose a Child of Hecate

Percy with Child of Melinoe Reader

Percy with a Childhood Friend

Percy with a Mortal Reader

Percy with an Emo Reader

Percy Pining over Reader

Percy with a Drum Major Reader

Percy with a Child of Zagreus Reader

Percy and Annabeth with a Clingy Reader

Percy with Athena!Reader

Percy finding Sibling!Reader on a quest (?)

Percy with Eris!Reader

Annabeth with a Child of Triton (Pallas and Athena)

Being Annabeth’s S/O

Annabeth with a Child of Phobos

Rachel Elizabeth Dare with Reader Headcanons

Reader being Controlled by a God

Writings

When the Sky met the Sea (Platonic!Percy Jackson x Reader)

There is no End (Luke Castellan x Reader)

Reader being the opposite of a Child of Aphrodite concept

Reader being the opposite of a Child of Ares concept

Being Star Crossed Lovers (Percy Jackson)

Toxic Reader (Percy Jackson)

Child of Hephaestus Reader concept

ANON ASKS:

can you make general yandere nico di angelo headcanons with an male reader? thanks!

AAAAAAAAAA. NICO’S SO ADORABLE.

I also tried to keep the reader’s cabin as vague as possible, though you can probably assume he’s not Cabin 13, lmao.

(Fun fact; when I took the cabin test, I got Cabin 7. I knew it was either gonna be that, Cabin 9, or Cabin 10. #ApolloCabin4Lyfe, ahaha.)

Yandere Nico di Angelo x Reader

This is in HC format.

The reader is male.

Content warning: light stalking, obsessive behavior, clinginess, lots of PDA, surprise nightly visits, slight manipulation, protectiveness, technical non-consensual elements.

ARCHIVED POST. @clusterfuck-yandere IS MY NEW BLOG.

PLEASE DO NOT SEND REQUESTS ON THIS BLOG.

— His obsession started the second he laid eyes on you.

Call it a sick version of love at first sight.

But he’s completely enamored by how the glow of the campfire reflected off your soft-looking skin, or how your joyful laughter sounded like symphonies in his ears.

His stomach felt like a million butterflies were fluttering in it.

You caught him staring at you at least 5 times that night. Each time, he would look away with a light shade of pink dusting his face.

Don’t get me wrong, you found this guy cute and all, but the staring thing was a little… bizarre.

At one point, Clarisse leaned over to gently (much to your surprise) elbow you in the shoulder.

“Looks like someone’s interested in you, (L/N).”

— He absolutely REFUSES to talk to you.

What, and make a fool out of himself?

Yeah. He’d rather have the earth swallow him whole (and he can actually make that happen).

So, he opts to keep his distance, watching you from afar as you go about your activities.

Training in the arena? He’s watching you from the entrance.

Cleaning the pegasus stables? He’s not too far away in the strawberry fields.

Trying your hand at arts and crafts? He’s peering in through the opening.

Attempting the climbing wall? He’s on the bay of the river looking up at you.

Playing volleyball with friends? He’s peaking at you from behind the Big House.

He’s really good at hiding from you, since he can conceal himself with shadows.

Though sometimes the time of day prevents him from being able to use shadow concealment (damn Apollo and his whole moving-the-sun thing).

So you can usually spot him when it’s around noon.

Was that him dipping behind the arena?

Or standing in the middle of the strawberry fields?

Or peaking into the arts and crafts area?

Or running on the river bay?

Or leaning against the Big House, pretending he’s casually loitering around and not looking at the volleyball game?

Percy always teases you about your not-so-secret admirer.

“Aww. Poor Nico’s too shy. Maybe he needs you to make the first move.”

— Anytime you try to approach him, however, he runs away.

Even if you look in his direction, he’s dashing off to the nearest shaded area so he can disappear.

In fact, if it wasn’t for Percy, you wouldn’t even know the guy’s name.

“Who, Nico? He’s a part of Cabin 13. The only child of Hades in Camp Half Blood.”

Cabin 13, huh?

You decided to pay the gloomy looking cabin a visit.

Kind of looks like a mausoleum, you mentally noted.

After knocking on the cabin door, feint shuffling noises could be heard.

The door slightly creaked open and you could see his onyx eye widen through the crack.

Before you could say anything, though, the door slammed shut.

You waited on the cabin porch, thinking he was just putting on pants or something.

But then you caught sight of someone running from the back of the cabin and towards the Big House.

You did a double take. “NICO??”

Although the figure didn’t look back, you knew it was him from the familiar bomber jacket.

How the hell did he get out the cabin?! It doesn’t even have windows.

“NICO, WAIT!” You started to run after him.

Just as you almost caught up to him, he disappeared under the shadow of the Big House.

“What the—?”

Catching your breath, you frantically looked around for the son of Hades.

Did he just… vanish?

You later learned from Will Solace that children of Hades can shadow-travel.

“Well, that explains a lot,” you groaned, Will laughing as Piper gave you a sympathetic smile.

— The first time he let you approach him was… interesting.

He was walking towards the showers with his bathing supplies when he heard you laughing and carrying on with Percy.

As per usual, he ducked into one of the stalls to observe you, watching as you avoided getting whipped by the other demigod’s towel.

“If that actually didn’t miss, Director D would’ve been so madddddd,” you teased, hair wet from previously taking a shower.

“HA. Director D doesn’t care about our well being,” scoffed Percy. “It’s Chiron that would’ve chewed us out.”

While joking about how Director D just wants a reason to get Percy in trouble, the two of you began to walk towards where Nico was hiding.

He could hear your voices get gradually louder.

So, to make sure you didn’t see him, he backed up further into the shower.

Only he didn’t know the shower had been recently used and there was a puddle of water still present.

Poor Nico slipped and fell on his ass.

“What was that?” “Did someone just fall?”

Before he could process his own horror, you were already standing at the entrance of the shower.

Your face was filled with concern. “Are you alright, man?”

He could only stare up at you with wide eyes.

“He might’ve hit his head,” Percy grimaced from behind you. “Nico, nod yes or no. Are you alright?”

You kneeled in front of him to get a closer look at his face. “Can you hear us?”

He was about to answer.

But then he felt your hand on his face.

It felt like you sent a jolt of electricity through his body (if you’re a child of Zeus, he might’ve actually thought you did).

The feeling of butterflies returned to his stomach as his heart leapt into his throat.

Your hand was warm…

And soft…

Something he hasn’t felt in a while…

He couldn’t help but lean into your touch, though you didn’t seem to notice.

“Gods, he’s burning up,” you exclaimed. “Is that a concussion symptom I don’t know about?”

“I… don’t know,” Percy admitted. “Think we should get him checked out by Chiron?”

Next thing he knew, you were pulling him off of the ground, sending him flying into your chest from the force.

Oh, gods.

His face was practically maroon at that point.

A blissful sigh came from his lips as he hooded his eyes.

He practically melted in your hands.

In fact, he actually did melt in your hands.

You had to resort to manhandling him like he was a rag doll.

“C’mon, Nico,” you prodded. “Try to stand up on your own.”

“He looks so tired,” Percy commented. “Stay awake, man. We don’t know what’s wrong yet.”

Irritation built up in the ravenette as Percy snapped his fingers in front of his face.

Finally, he slapped the son of Poseidon’s hands away with a low grunt.

“Ow,” Percy yelped, holding his stinging hand. “What was that for?!”

“Well, at least he’s kind of awake,” you mused, humor lacing your tone.

Even so, you and Percy hauled him off to the Big House to get him evaluated just in case.

On the way there, Nico could only think about how alive he felt with your touch.

— Ever since then, he’s been clingy as hell.

The first time he actually stood next to you (and not several feet from you), it actually took you by surprise.

You were picking up your fixed sword from the forge when you turned around to see him standing there.

And I mean right there.

Needless to say, you yelped a curse.

“Gods, Nico. Warn a guy!”

By the time you realized, “holy shit, Nico di Angelo is actually standing near me instead of cowering behind a tree,” he dove into your chest and gave you a long lasting hug.

… Huh?

That’s… not like Nico at all.

Awkwardly holding your sword away with one hand and patting his head with the other, you wondered what the hell happened.

Did your godly parent die or something?

… And is he inhaling your scent?

After what felt like hours, he finally let go of you and ran off before you could ask any questions.

“What the hell..?”

Maybe that was his way of thanking you for helping him last night?

You thought it was bizarre, but at least he actually approached you.

Or shadow-travelled behind you. Who knows.

Ever since that strange hug, he’s actually been by your side more often.

Training in the arena? He’s setting up dummies and targets.

Cleaning the pegasus stables? He’s shoveling manure with you.

Trying your hand at arts and crafts? He’s handing you the supplies you need.

Attempting the climbing wall? He’s acting as your spotter just in case.

Playing volleyball with friends? He’s holding your water bottle and actually keeping score.

And you bet your ass he’s going in for hugs any chance he gets.

He likes to nuzzle into you as you sit at the amphitheater, or watch your friends spar with each other, or sitting at the mess hall.

If at least one arm isn’t around him, he practically forces himself into your embrace.

“He’s like a cat demanding your attention,” Will points out.

The way he rubs his head against your side, yeah. He is like a cat.

A very clingy and silent cat wearing heavy metal shirts.

— He still doesn’t speak to you.

No matter how what you say to him, his lips are sealed.

You thought he was mute at first, but Percy assures you that Nico can, in fact, talk.

So you figured he would talk when he was ready.

Anytime you ask him a question, he responds with nodding or shaking his head, shrugging, pointing, or general hand gestures.

He doesn’t even talk to other campers when around you.

And he’s around you almost all the time.

“You know, you don’t have to be shy around me. I’m sure your voice is fine.”

He only shrugs.

It’s not that he’s insecure about his voice or anything, it’s just that he doesn’t feel the need to say anything when he’s around you.

All he needs is your touch and he’s good for life.

Other campers begin to worry if he was giving them the silent treatment.

“Seriously,” Leo whined. “What did I do?!”

You keep having to reassure all of them that Nico just… doesn’t talk when he’s around you.

“It’s nothing personal,” you nervously chuckle. “He’s just… like that.”

“Well, can you make him not like that?! I need him to tell me what work he wants done on his sword!”

“Might have to kidnap him for that,” you joked.

The air was squeezed out of your ribs as Nico clung onto you for dear life.

— He starts to develop a habit of showing up in your bed at night.

Which, to his credit, isn’t the worst habit in the world.

But it’s still a little startling when you wake up in the middle of the night to Nico staring at you in the face.

You’ve woken your cabin-mates up on multiple occasions.

“Nico, you can’t just keep dropping by unannounced like that!!”

He only nuzzled closer into your side.

It’s become an everyday occurrence for you to wake up in the morning and see him still asleep next to you.

He practically lives in your cabin nowadays.

Your cabin-mates constantly ask if you two are dating (a fair question, since friends don’t really sleep together every night).

To which you reply honestly;

“No, but I don’t think Nico knows that…”

One jokes that he’s more of a pet than a boyfriend.

And they’re not really wrong…

— He steals your shirts.

This is also one of the reasons why people think you’re dating.

They’ll notice how the shirt he’s wearing looks awfully familiar to the one you wore at the amphitheater.

Or how the one he sleeps in is identical to the one you said was your favorite months ago.

Or how the shirt you were wearing moments prior is now on him…

You know you’ll want to wear your shirt when he begins to tug at it.

“Nico, I just did the obstacle course…”

He’ll start tugging it off of you.

“Alright! Alright! Give me a—”

He’s practically got the whole shirt over your head at this point.

“Nico—!!”

The little shit will do it at the most inconvenient times, too.

“Wait a second, Nico. You’ll tip the canoe.”

“Now—?! We’re in the middle of a game!”

“I’m trying to fight an empousa right now!!”

No matter what, he gets his way.

Annabeth jokes how he’s a spoiled brat.

“Something like that,” you’ll grumble.

— No one else is allowed to touch you.

And I mean no one.

You’ve been yanked away from high fives.

And guarded from shoulder pats.

Don’t get me started on hugs.

Your godly parent isn’t even allowed to touch you.

You fear that he’ll get incinerated for being disrespectful one day…

“Dearest son, will you please keep your boyfriend in check?”

“He’snotmyboyriendbutyesI’lltrysorryforhisbehavior—”

Clarisse loves to toy with this.

You wish she wouldn’t.

But she does anyway.

“What are you, Cerberus?”

Nico almost caused the ground to swallow her.

“Get your dog a leash, (L/N)!”

It’s an absolute nightmare to deal with when you’re hurt.

“Nico, please. Chiron’s just looking at my leg— NICO, DON’T BITE CHIRON. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU—”

On the flip side, this proves useful while you’re on quests.

You can’t remember the last time a monster has managed to even slightly graze you.

“Must be nice having your very own protector,” Piper sighs as she takes in some ambrosia.

“Just have to find the right obsessive weirdo,” you shrugged as Nico wrapped his limbs around you.

— Overall, he’s not the worst bizarre gremlin out there.

He can manipulate his way into staying by your side, sure…

… and he somehow always gets his way…

But he’s adorable enough that you let it slide.

Besides, it’s kind of hard to put your foot down when he just won’t listen.

“Nico, I don’t think you can come along on this quest…”

He comes along anyway.

“Nico, people are staring… can you not?”

He continues to zip himself up in your jacket… with you still in it.

“Nico— YOU CAN’T COME IN THE SHOWERS WITH ME.”

He climbed on your back like a koala, leaving you no choice (you had to explain to Leo that nothing like that happened after he saw the two of you enter a stall together).

It took a while, but you eventually got used to the parasite that clung onto you a while back.

You know what they say; give an inch, they’ll take a mile…

Hunk x reader hc. Cute as hell.

Indeed

Much of the cute

Baby boy

Hunk loves you

And adores you

Clingy and obsessive

Hunk will mostly be found around you at all times

And when he needs to be somewhere else he persuades you to come with

Does his best to make you the best food

It’s his way of showing he cares

Other than continusly complimenting you and showing you affection

It’s completely obvious he loves you

Though hunk was like this at the very beginning of your friendship so you just think he’s being himself

Pidge needs to point it out to you

How he isn’t that affectionate towards others

How he doesn’t put as much effort into anyone else in the team

Finds everything you do to be amazing

And fascinating in some way, shape or form

“Hunk look, I made my own house in Sim3!”

Le gasp “it’s amazing y/n”

He can find multiple things to gush over about the smallest things you do

The way you eat, the way you run, walk, talk, observe, think, oh you’re so amazing

Remember when they went to the space mall, and got a cow lol

If there’s anything you seemed particularly interested in he’ll fight to get you it

Or just steal it at the very end when they’re getting chased out anyways

If that doesn’t say he loves you I don’t know what does

Protective during missions, you’re almost never safe

Whether your a paladin or you stay in the castle

You’re always in danger

Try’s to stay as close to you as possible

Staying closer to the castle when In his lion or staying side to side with your lion

If you’re a paladin than Hunk and your lion seem to have a unbreakable bond

Will go absolutely ballistic if you were to get hurt

Whoever/whatever did that to you will suffer

While smothering you with affection and care, believing you can’t heal without him

When lotor came around he didn’t even let you a inch near him

Hunk doesn’t know what to expect of lotor which is why he doesn’t want him anywhere around you

You’re the most precious thing to hunk he’s not letting you get harmed in anyway

Uses lotor as a excuse to come to your room every night

“I was just worried that lotor escaped,, do you mind if I stick around? I can’t seem to get this off my mind.”

Baby boy such a sweetheart

You don’t think the relationship with him is toxic for the reason he’s so sweet

When you actually start dating there won’t be much of a difference from your friendship

Except now he’s actually allowed to smother you in kisses, hugs, and cuddles

Big cuddler

Literally every moment he gets to he will

Holding your hand every moment of the day, he’s usually by your side anyways

Power couple

Got eachothers backs

Protecting eachother

Now if you end up dating someone else

Hunk will try to stop the process, trying to separate the two of you and make you think they’re not worth it

But if you end up actually dating them Hunks not gonna try and do anything to stop you

That’s your decision it’s fine

Though he goes into a depression

Slowly everything around him becomes dull and not worth it, stops making food for the team, stops trying his best on missions

What does it matter?

You’re not his anymore

He’ll get to a point in the depression where he decides fuck it

And manipulates you into breaking up with then and to date him

Carefully and smoothly he’ll show you the affect you have on him

Making you grow doubts in your mind

Having you feel terrible about it

Anxiety’s grow along with the want to make him feel better

Unless the person who your dating can realize you’re being manipulated there’s no stoping your break up with them

Hunk will win you over and make your life seem so bright again

A song I’ve been waiting for finally came out and the amount of ANGSTY IDEAS I HAVE FOR KEITH IS INSANE💀 mostly about when Keith leaves for the blades and when he comes back to earth

GUYS I WANT TO WRITE IT BUT MY INBOX IS STARING STRAIGHT INTO MY SOUL

@girlboypersonthingy OMG YOU LITERALLY GAVE ME AN IDEAAAA

IMAGINE. Lance just casual walking around since he’s bored on a rare day voltron isn’t needed. He decides to go to the lions hanger tossing around a ball Pidge gave him so “he stops distracting her.”

Of course Lance is a silly, clumsy lad so he accidentally drops his ball, watching as it rolls away from him. He stands still though as he hears something big moving. He looks to where the lions are all sitting only to see the blue lions head tilted in the direction of the ball.

Once he has the ball again, he tosses it in the opposite direction of him, watching with amazement as the lions head moved to follow the ball.

Cue him trying to hype up the blue lion.

“Oh ho ho! You want the ball? You want the ball?! Go get it girl! FETCH!”

Bro literally throws it so hard which causes the blue lion to chase after it. He’s knocked to the ground at the the wind of the lion flying by.

He’s literally cackling as the blue lion moves to him, head lowering down to his body, dropping the tiny ball into his outstretched hand.

“OH MY GOSH YOU ACTUALLY FETCHED IT! YOU’RE SUCH A GOOD GI~I~RL!”

When he throws the ball again though and watches as the lion goes to retrieve the ball, Lance is knocked down to the ground again by a stronger gust of wind. Looking up, he sees the red lion in all its glory staring down at him, the tiny ball between its enormous mouth.

The red lions’ tail is slowly swishing behind its body, waiting for Lance to throw it again.

Lance spends HOURS playing fetch with the two lions, cooing and admiring each time the lions give him the ball back.

“WOW GOOD GIRLS!”

He begins petting the blue lions paw.

“WHOSE A GOOD GIRL?”

Then he runs to the red lions paw and pets it.

“YOU GUYS ARE!!”

It’s so funny because from an outside perspective, you would just see two enormous mechanical lions chasing after a comically tiny ball, only to hand it to a tiny person compared to them.

And the best part is that none of the others believe him when Lance tells them what he’s been doing the past few hours.

“Did you hit your head with the ball too hard?”

“I think Lance has finally lost it.”

“I’m serious guys! Blue first started it and then Red just came outta nowhere! Whoosh! They love me!”

And when he tries demonstrating to them in the hanger, the group has to hold on their laughter as they watch Lance throw the ball across the room and try to sweet talk the two lions into playing again. They never moved from their positions.

Something that’s been on my mind all day:

Lance playing fetch with the blue and red lions

STOP THIS MADE ME SMILE SMMMMM AAHAHHHHHH

paladins (ESP PIDGE AND KEITH) x chubby read plz🛐

HELL YESSSS as a chubby reader myself, I LOVE THIS!!! So this is going to get a bit body specific just fyi. Also this gets a little suggestive, mostly just getting handsy and making out. I’ve included my fav 3 paladins ❤️💙💚 Thank you again for requesting, anon ILY 🖤 ENJOY~

UPDATE: I posted a part 2 with Shiro, Hunk and Matt. Go check it out HERE 🖤💛🧡

Keith, Lance and Pidge x chubby reader~

KEITH ❤️

Dude…your hips drive him CRAZY. He loves to hold onto them as he leans in for a kiss. He just thinks all of you feels good to grab onto. When y’all are in private, he’s just letting his hands wander your whole body…with your consent of course.

He’s like “Hey…uh (Y/N)? C-can I uh…touch y-your. Sorry. Can I grab your- well not grab. Th-that’s NOT what I meant. Ugh, Shit…” and you eventually decide to end his suffering by grabbing his hands and leading the way, showing him exactly where you want them.

He LOVES training and sparring with you.

Bc he gets to be as handsy as he wants with you without it being weird

Bc you can totally hold your own against him. Sure, you’re chubby but you’re strong and you stand your ground so well. You’re a good challenge for him.

Bc he wants to show off and impress you. You know this boy would try SO HARD to flex on you during training. Plz admire and compliment him.

If he ever hears even a slightly rude comment from anyone about your weight or the way you look (it definitely wouldn’t be from the other paladins tho) he’s gonna immediately go sicko mode on them. Boy would kill someone for you for real.

If you’re ever sad about it, he’s not exactly the best at comforting you but he really tries. He’ll hold you close and either rub his hands over your skin softly or he’ll gently pet your hair.

He’s honestly just confused like ??? But you’re so hot…who cares if you’re a little chubby? He’s just so chill about it. It’s obviously never bothered him. He thinks you’re gorgeous regardless.

Every time you two are having a steamy make out session, he can’t help but squeeze different parts of you. He pulls you to lay on top of him and kisses you softly as his hands feel their way around. You’re so soft, physically and emotionally. You make him feel so comfy and content.

Keith doesn’t seem like the type to really even care about body types tho. If he vibes with you, then that’s all that matters. 🤷🏻

BUT he does like that you have a little something extra to offer him~

LANCE 💙

HE THINKS YOU ARE SO FUCKIN GOOD LOOKING ASHDJJDJJJK 😍

He’s a tall lanky boy and he likes that you’re thicker than him. He thinks your physical differences make you guys a really cute couple.

He wants to make you feel good about yourself ALWAYS so he flirts very strategically with you. He uses specific pick up lines that make you feel good about being chubby.

“(Y/N), as long as I have a face, you’ll always have a place to sit.” Omfg what a perv.

“If I told you that you have a bangin body, would you hold it against me?” Boy bye.

“Yeah, anybody can fly in a straight line. It takes a REAL pilot to handle the curves~” GOODBYE HE’S SO CHEESY

If he ever even suspected that anyone was talking shit about your weight or how you look, he’d try to distract you and calmly lead you away from the situation. Then he’d try to get all kissy and grabby and show you how much he adores you and your body.

If you’re ever sad about your weight or appearance, he’s shutting that thought down immediately. He’s totally felt insecure about his own physique before so he kinda gets it. He always reassures you that you are so freaking cute and that he loves every single inch of you.

You often catch him staring at you with wide eyes and an open, drooly mouth. “Uhm can I help you?” “Huh? Oh, no…sorry. Heh.” And he’s turning bright red as he continues to try and sneak glances at you. The way your clothes fit to you is just unfair. He can’t focus when you’re in the room, bending down, leaning over, teasing him.

When you two are getting kissy and handsy, he always pulls you into his lap and grips your thick thighs. Boy has a thing for your thighs. He wants those things wrapped around his head right now.

With Lance, it’s not just that your body doesn’t bother him, it’s that he actually REALLY likes your body. He loves the way you look, he thinks you are perfect and wouldn’t change a single thing.

PIDGE 💚

Oh my god, they are so into you. They’re so tiny and they just want you to hold them in your big warm arms.

When y’all first met, they were just thinking ‘oh my god, you’re so cute. I’d literally let you step on me.’

You wouldn’t think Pidge is super touchy but with you, they are always trying to initiate physical touch.

They like to lay their head on your thigh as they code on their computer. They like to lay on top of you in bed, their head on your chest as it rises and falls with each breath. Most of all, they LOVE being your little spoon when they are upset and in need of comfort. Their head is cushioned by your arm, your other arm is wrapped around their torso and they’re just so comfy. They are sad for like 5 seconds and then they are SNORING. You calm them down like no one else.

Pidge definitely isn’t as kissy and handsy as the boys are, but they CRAVE your touch. They just want you to hold them so tightly that they can’t inhale another breath. They want you to smother them with your love.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE THEM PIGGY BACK RIDES THEY LOVE IT. Just carry them around in any position and their little heart is melting. The best is when they fall asleep on the floor or at a desk while doing their work and you pick them up and carry them to bed. They wake up like “huh?” And then they see you in their bed, cuddling up to them and they have so many feelings for you rn wow.

They are always cold so when you come in the room, they’re like “forget a sweater. Get over here.” And you proceed to hold them close, keeping them warm as they tap away on their laptop.

Pidge is a loud mouth, not afraid of anything or anyone so if they overhear some negative things being said about your body or weight, they immediately start talking shit right back. “WHAT WAS THAT?! OH REALLY??? GET OVER HERE AND SAY IT AGAIN, I DARE YOU.” They will not hesitate to verbally AND physically tear someone apart in your honor.

If you are feeling sad and insecure, Pidge will stop everything they are doing, which always surprises you, and take you back to their room for cuddles. They like to switch roles sometimes and pull you to lay on top of them. You worry that you’ll hurt them or make them uncomfortable but they refuse to let you move off of them. “No, please. You’re like a weighted blanket, I love this.” And they do. They love this more than anything.

One of the best parts about being plus size and dating Pidge is that they have no shame, about the way they look, the way they eat, the way they dress, the way they sit. So you feel so secure when you eat in front of them or when you wear something that maybe isn’t the most flattering on your body. They don’t give a single fuck, you’re cute 24/7, 365, no matter what in their opinion.