Reblog To Pass The Tuna Down

reblog to pass the tuna down

Confident I can attract Lemony Snicket the same way one attracts a cat. Pspspspspsing

*flirtily* hey, me and my band spotted you from across the bar and we were just wondering if you'd like to join us in making incredible music while completely ruining each other's lives, culminating in the messiest, most devastating breakup in pop culture history?

sending you a compliment through asks rather than rbs. some of your observations (like your holmes and watson/lemony and theodora parallels!!!) just gave me a whole new perspective on certain dynamics, like wow!!! i never thought about them that way, but it makes perfect sense. i love your attention to detail--you always struck me as a really intelligent person and the more i talk with you, the more that feeling grows. <3 also it was fun reading adverbs at the same time as you :)

No seriously omg the cool person likes my theories

Holy shit dude ur so Westing Game Lemony Snicket Mysterious Benedict Society Blackthorn Key Pseudonymous Bosch Mr Lemoncello's Library ha ha ha

Quick, there’s no time to explain. You MUST reblog this.