I Did My Part

i did my part 🫡

Dedicated to Rarepair Fic Writers

After the events of atwq, Ellington vowed to ruin Lemony’s life through destroying the only thing he deemed incorruptible, untainted by the treachery surrounding every aspect of his life, the only thing that made him happy:

Rootbeer floats.

She put an absurd amount of effort into this.  The diner Lemony goes to solely for the rootbeer?  She shut it down after anonymously reporting several health code violations.  Every rootbeer bottle Lemony gets from the store?  Thoroughly shaken by Ellington.  His ice cream?  She takes it out of the freezer and lets it melt, or if she’s feeling particularly evil she eats all of it and sticks it back into the fridge.

Lemony thinks that this is the behavior of other volunteers, ones who have no regard for the possessions of others.  It’s not until the Baudelaire mansion burns to the ground that Ellington reveals herself.

“Snicket.”

“Feint.”

“Your suffering brings me great joy.”

“You… you killed Beatrice?  You left their home in ashes just to get back at me.”

“What?  No, who are you even talking about?  I’ve been preventing you from having decent rootbeer floats for the past fifteen years.”

“…”

“If I was going to kill someone, it would be you.”

“My rootbeer… how could you?!”

“You don’t deserve rootbeer!”

“Ellington, that’s like saying you don’t deserve coffee!”

They proceed to have one of the most petty arguments recorded in history.

“And you know what?!  Your sister’s been helping me get my revenge the whole time!”

“Just because I killed your father?!  Does that warrant such atrocities?!  What did my rootbeer ever do to you?!”

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hey!

it’s me again ~ i hope your winter is going well!!

i’m back at it again (at krispy kreme) with another interest check for another asoue fanwork event. is anyone interested in doing an asoue fanfic/fanart exchange, where you sign up to make a fanwork for someone, and in return, someone else makes one for you? you would have almost all of february and march to work on your fanwork, and then post at the beginning of april.

sound doable? sound fun? sound ~xylophone~??? reblog this post and let me know! (likes do not count!)

The key to a balanced diet is three servings of #the owl house, one plate of #all the wrong questions, and four glasses of Tide Pod juice.