Levels Of Headcanon:

levels of headcanon:

This is heavily supported by text/subtext and is likely what the creators intended for me to get from this 

this is sort of supported by the text and could, conceivably be what the creators intended for me to get from the text/subtext

there is no evidence either way

there is slight evidence against my headcanon, but I don’t care

I’ve stopped giving a crap about canon

Read this and save a life - YOUR OWN

From a surgical nurse and certified CPR teacher:

Please pause for 2 minutes and read this:

1. Let’s say it’s 7.25pm and you’re going home (alone of course) after an unusually hard day on the job.

2. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated.

3 Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up in to your jaw. You are only about five km from the hospital nearest your home.

4. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far.

5. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy who taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.

6. HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE? Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

7. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

8. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital.

9. Tell as many other people as possible about this. It could save their lives!!

10. A cardiologist says If everyone who gets this mail kindly sends it to 10 people, you can bet that we’ll save at least one life.

11. Rather than sending jokes, please... contribute by forwarding this mail which can save a person’s life.

12. If this message comes around you... more than once… please don’t get irritated... You should instead, be happy that you have many friends who care about you & keeps reminding you how to deal with a Heart attack.

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T.I Oak

The Blue Door

@accidentallylita @bitter-lemon-tree @library-child

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The other thing about A Series of Unfortunate Events I’ve been thinking about is how obedience and decorum is weaponized against the children constantly and their greatest weakness is that they let adults run their lives even after learning that they’re mostly dipshits and can’t be relied upon.

They are constantly told not to interrupt, not to complain, to be grateful for every new guardian and every new living situation no matter how bad they are, to not be rude or impolite or hurt the feelings of the nice stranger who definitely isn’t Count Olaf by constantly accusing him of being Count Olaf. And so far (I’ve only just finished book 4) they’ve pretty much given in every time. They stop interrupting when the adults don’t want to hear them even when they say it’s an emergency. They play along with Olaf’s disguise when an adult tells them to drop the subject of them not being who they say they are. They go back to their deplorable conditions when their complaints aren’t taken seriously. And it’s all because if they don’t some dipshit adult won’t think they’re “nice” or “respectable” or “well-behaved” anymore.

I think these books actually make for a great conversation starter for parents to explain to their kids that it’s okay to break the rules sometimes. When you or someone you love is in imminent danger, you can do whatever it takes to make people listen to you and get you the help you need. You can yell and scream and interrupt, throw a tantrum, be rude, be annoying, be a giant pain in the ass. Fuck politeness, fuck respectability, fuck obedience and compliance and everything else adults want children to be for their own comfort and convenience. You don’t owe anyone civility at your own expense. If you’re trying to tell an adult that you’re being hurt or endangered and they don’t want to listen, you be as obnoxious and incessant as you have to until they do listen. Be like the kids who barricaded themselves in their home and refused to come out until the court order that would force them back into the custody of their abusive father was rescinded.

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