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God. Adolescent Snicket was such a huge dick. I'm surprised he even has friends

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I love the idea of Lemony becoming an even more popular topic of gossip after he leaves Stain'd.

People talked about him since he came to town -- the way the crime rate shot up the day he arrived, how he was seen all beaten, how no one knows anything about his past.

After the night on the train, this increases tenfold. There are rumors that he summoned the Bombinating Beast. There are rumors that he killed a man.

The residents of Stain'd were more than happy to share their gossip with the newcomers after the town rose again from Cleo's formula, and their misinterpretations led to several theories.

Some people believe Lemony and Hangfire were the same person. The crime did stop almost completely the day Lemony left, and Hangfire was supposed to be some guy in disguise, right??

Others believe Lemony never existed to begin with, that he was just a story made up by some disobedient kids to explain why they were sneaking out of school and hanging around abandoned buildings.

A few people, Pip and Squeak mostly, swear up and down on his nobility and get into lengthy debates where they share even more outlandish stories?? That he jumped onto a moving train? broke into the Colophon Clinic??? saved Dame Sally Murphy somehow? No one knows what to believe.

When Stain'd got the first editions of ATWQ, people were waiting literal months to get their hands on a copy. Still there were those who believed that the stories were fake, or written by someone else. (The name "Daniel Handler" is passed around pretty frequently, though no one knows what it means.)

By asoue era, most people have forgotten about him entirely. Still, "Snicket" is another way of saying "unlucky" in Stain'd-by-the-Sea.