
VoPaRwAvE is My MoThErfuCkINg CoNsToLkEtS!'. That ShiT GoEs HaRD aS FuCk. I aM A pRoUd mOThEr FuCkIn mUpPeT jOkeR mIdWiFe! sOmE mOtHerFuCkErS nEeD hElP, rIgHt? tO hElP tHeM mOtHeR fUcKiNg bRiNg tHe bAbY fLuFfInEsS iNtO tHe sHiT mOtHeRfUcK sOoN tO bE. tHeN aFtEr ThAt, I mOtHeRfUcKiNg rUn aWaY aNd lEaVe tHeM tO FiGuRe tHaT sHiT oUt oN tHeIr oWn
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Yall also hated when I lost 130 pounds and was still curvy as fuck too

The rules for posts is that they got to be moldy, psychedelic, or at least damned daniel

What if you abandoned a skeleton in an arcade
Sativa or indica
I love her ‼‼‼‼ You're so sweet and shes vibing HARD ‼‼‼ you will be called...my artradia mutual (like ART and ARADIA huehuehue) :o) also the skirt is very hard for me to draw too lol
@voparwave69’s trollsona walksprite

idk why but the skirt was such. challenge to draw
anywayz,, hope this looks ok!!

I hate Chad's penis so much but I love his powerful arm movements because i also do that
damn y9ur life's really fucked up huh.
Here's uh
A thing idk i g9t it while scrum6ling

This made me laugh so fucking hard man I love this in response to what I was talking about (Like fr I do I'm not being sarcastic)
And I kind of still do but it's getting so much better and my boyfriend helps me a lot
Man I love grape soda I'm just like that motherfucker that loves orange soda
Vent and again very heavy tw, again though it's old shit, mostly
My grandmother literally fucking murdered my uncle and my family is saying they "can't believe what I did to her" (unsure what EXACTLY they're referring to) but I have no regrets considering she fucking killed a severely disabled man with the mind of a child. She basically killed a child. I could dance on her corpse and piss on her grave and feel absolutely nothing but satisfaction. I could wear her bones as jewelry and smile every time I touched them. I regret fucking nothing, and I'll be seeing you in the hell I've woven just for you, and I'd tell you this to your fucking face if I didn't think you'd run and call the cops like the sniveling coward you are, thinking they'll protect you, a known kleptomaniac who breaks into dead people's homes to steal from them; the rest of the family's morals may be simplistic and childish but mine are not, and I have no qualms with taking things into my own hands should justice fail to find you otherwise. I am your karma and the whole family, including you, turned me into all of yalls personal nightmare, and you were only up first to the guillotine for your crime of bloodshed of the innocent.
Dude you're fucking right...cow mode...

I wish I had 3 boobs
My favorite Gamzee line is when Sollux dies and he tells Eridan that "Sollux kicked the wicked motherfucking shit" and suggests Eridan drink a faygo to cope

Me irl attacking my boyfriend with my one tit (he's kurloz because he looks like kirloz and he's usually non verbal and because he has powers)
Me when I was 14 and would show up every day to the library to look up Metalocalypse on Google images and talk to juggalos and black metal fans that kept trying to make me vote for them in online hot or not competitions

Serious stuff thar could be very triggering I'm fine Im more just talking about old shit
I was never violent as a child but when I was 14 my parents suddenly became really excessively violent towards me and it caused me to have a mental break and become someone I had never been before. I thought as I healed that part of me would die, and while it's been greatly weakened i don't think it's ever going to go away completely. The amount of violence I've witnessed and my comorbid personality disorders (BPD and PPD) I think have caused permanent damage. I'm not broken, nothing could ever break me for good, but it feels like I've got a big scar running down my face that I try to ignore every time I look in the mirror.
Some gooner on here was being weird towards me a couple weeks ago and my bf was like let me message him and I don't know what he said but the dude insta deleted his account
When I was little my dad had convinced me the song Crocodile Rock was called that because Elton John had trained crocodiles to play all the instruments. Maybe that song was where he got the inspiration to later try to assassinate me with allugators

This is you ‼‼‼‼ Very Vriska pilled :o)
most of the time posts about ridiculous anime boob physics are right but sometimes their examples of "unrealistic" animation are things big boobs do actually do irl. as a 36GG (i believe, haven't measured in a while) my boobs really do flail around and knock shit over and work as a pillow. and have missiles in them and a hammerspace and shrivel up when im sad
I remember when my dad took me to this swamp to go walk down this dam thing and then we got there and there was this hardcore redneck dude there and he was like "yep all the alligators are out today, don't go walking down there the females all have eggs there" and my dad was so pissed at the guy, then I look into the water and there are like. 20 fucking alligators swimming around. My dad thinks he's fucking wile e coyote but too bad for his ass I'm the fucking road runner beep beep
It happened to me

Don’t smoke or your pussy will explode
Me when I go night prowling just imagine she's got hoop earrings on


I keep forgetting about this drawing of gamzee and his morose smile greets me every time I go to take my lamictal
Yiu bring the Tampico and your personal blunt and are just there vibing in your underwear
BTW me and gamzee are getting married in the vortex tomorrow, be there, or begone

Fuckinh my landlord walked up to me with a GIANT black eye and was like "(our roommates) car is on fire :/" and went back to meth fueled sweeping