Gamzee Makara - Tumblr Posts
@livefromthegallows
Your tags inspired me and so I wanted to recreate it,
Here is the big reveal that his coffin is empty, and only full of confetti and balloons, and then you turn to your right,
And i am there with his real body and it is dissolving in the vat for all to see! Once his top layer is gone, we will only be left with the essence of Gamzee, which we will all drink, but you know I was here first, so I've already been sipping a bit on the slime that's left of him.
Who here wants a big K GRAPE SODA enema RAISE YOUR NOTHERFUCKUNG HANDs‼
No matter how much I hate another gamzee stan I could never bring myself to crush them into pieces
PaSs Me tHe LiGhT, i'M pUfFiN' oN tHe lOoPs
Gamzee head canons for the day: Gamzee always needs a ride to either the gas station or his plugs house. If you can't take him he doesn't care cuz then he just walks down the highway with headphones on.
the haters when they see all the mold
Me when I'm in the mold mobile and I see the haters
Dear Spingebaby @livefromthegallows , your father/roommate and I wanted to write you to let you know you will be having a new sibling/roommate soon, their name is Salami
Gamzee head canons for the day: Even though Gamzee smokes weed with so much THC it'd give most people psychosis, he still also smokes the nastiest, cheapest, foulest THC pens that he sucks absolutely dry to the point he's just inhaling ancient burnt resin until absolutely nothing will come out anymore
Gamzee headcanon for the day: Gamzee is entrepreneurial and great at finding ways to make money last minute but is irresponsible as hell and therefore goes broke just as fast as he comes up
@kankri-and-the-altertits I remember you saying you wanted to try Salvia so I made a trip for you. Me and you are in this parking lot that is on the edge of death and life, and it's our turn to sweep it. This will take the rest of our lives as well
Who here would vibe at Gamzees house ⁉️
Gamzee head canons of the day: Gamzee is stuck in limbo between being a great dancer and a terrible one. On one hand he has a good sense of rhythm, knows how to do gimmicky footwork and is weirdly flexible, but on another he's clumsy as hell and trips over his own feet just walking. He tends to dance really well for 15 seconds and then fucks himself over and busts his ass on the ground.
My brothers heater sounds like a rusty helicopter and it's moaning and shrieking a little bit
I keep forgetting about this drawing of gamzee and his morose smile greets me every time I go to take my lamictal
Me irl attacking my boyfriend with my one tit (he's kurloz because he looks like kirloz and he's usually non verbal and because he has powers)
My favorite Gamzee line is when Sollux dies and he tells Eridan that "Sollux kicked the wicked motherfucking shit" and suggests Eridan drink a faygo to cope
The person behind me and my friend in line was probably confused, they might've thought I was saying Gamzee Makara woke me from a nightmare
No
No
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No
No
No
No
No
No
He WAS THE NIGHTMARE!!
Have you seen that goblin?!!??;
I'm not what you would call skinny, but he could crack my leg bone like a pencil
His Pesterquest sprite was a rude awakening that he was both:
Baby
Baby-KILLER
He said: 👶🤡🔪 (baby clown murderer)
And I said "WHAT THE
Fuck?!"
Little twig 🤡 grape looking ass stoner bITCH IS SO FUCKIN CREEPY
He make me go 😨😨😨😨😨😨
Well anyway Billy Joel just came on so Adios
HearT Attack Ack ack ack acka ack ack
Moving OUT FUCK YES BABY
sincerely,
An over dramatic gay bitch
Sent from my Android 😳