Hes Gonna Get Ya

He’s gonna get ya

Who was it this time?

Another one bites the dust

If a guy walks up to you, and takes off his chain. Be prepared ‘cause you’re going down the hatch

Up Man?

What’s Up Man?

Yeah send help. I was filming this underwear commercial and I cracked so many cringy jokes the model swallowed me whole

Jonas Sulzbach

Looks like you’re gonna end up inside the other half of the half you’re other half is in. Or in simpler terms, you’re gonna he eaten by the boyfriend of the guy who ate your boyfriend. Is this what you wanted? Nope not in a million years, but once your boyfriend started slipping down that hatch you knew you wanted to go now, because, in a way, now you two can be together

Wow that was a close one. The guy in orange was so focused on holding him down he almost went straight up the other guy’s ass. Gotta pay attention. It’s easy to scoff, but both ports of entry can prove lethal

Getting right in there!