Guys Who I Would Actually Let Eat Me - Tumblr Posts

I don’t think Sharks are the apex predator you should be worried about . . .

Valentin Babaev

Too late to turn back now, you know how this ends. Maybe if you cooperate you’ll get to choose who you go home inside.

Lucas Caceres & Ezekiel

Nothing beats that final swallow when your fresh prey hits your stomach

Fat, round and swelling out 🥵

Becoming a suburban dad meant that those crazy college days were long gone. It was time to grow up and put those wrong nights and endless appetites in the past. Or so you thought. I guess the beer you were drinking this afternoon had other ideas when it convinced you that shoving your neighbor head first up your ass in front of the whole block party. It wasn’t too late to let him back out to his wife and kids, but this awakened something within you. You never let a good meal out back in the heydays, why start now?

I don’t know how you got in here or why you came, but I do know you arrived at just the right time, so don’t fight it

Adrián Panadero

I wonder how he feels about this being his new purpose, but given how happy he must’ve been in there, I don’t know it much matters.

@bluecobra1720 has packed an extra 10 pounds on me already, not ready to stop either 🫃🏼

Train them like a predator, produce a predator. This isn’t too hard to understand, folks

Uhh, that was your TA, they’re not your, you know what, nevermind. I’m not paid enough to deal with this

Rewarded my studying with food today

The best way to wake up, hands down. Bonus points if they’re still squirming!

Swollen POV

Thanks for volunteering, man. You should add at least that much when you hit the tank.

@justinpark.exe

He is cute but we all know he would be way hotter with 30 pounds more of fat 🐽😈🐷

Hopefully a bit further than poor Josh in there, but ultimately I think this hungry guy has much more of a say in regards of my fate than I do

How far will you go?

Let’s be honest, you only have two choices here. To comply and try and enjoy the ride of your life or to try and run, knowing full well you’re just gonna make things worse for yourself. There may be a slight chance you could get away, but all in all it’s probably best as a betting man to cut your losses and give him every reason to go easy on you.

When a man like this tells you at the gym to come over, who's going to resist? Just that look alone and your thoughts of continuing to live a long and full life fade away, replaced by the need to give yourself to a true alpha, someone who truly deserves to live and reign in this world.

Approach and do what? Donate myself to your hunger? It’s more tempting than it should be, but still . . .

Would you approach me at the gym ?

Just one look at those powerful thighs and it’s immediately clear, this Man could take you up the ass in a minute flat and love every struggle

You know there's just two thoughts on that man's mind. "Just get through the panel, just get through the panel, just get through the panel" and wondering if he'd lose that brand deal if he took that delicious looking intern on the trip of his life.

NICK BOSA Discuss “Excitement” for the 2024 Season

What do you mean “Why do you think he’s an ass pred?” Have you seen the guy!? Look dude, if you’re into that he’s a good choice, but understand that when he starts to flirt with you there’s only one thought on his mind. Don’t be naive to think you’re anything besides an ass snack for that guy. Good luck, it was nice knowing you.

IG - rafadoesfitness

Well of course, that’s where the tastiest men are, sweaty for added taste and enchanted for added convenience

Fatty still hits the gym

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: While the phrase “You are what you eat” works great for bodybuilders who use each other’s meat in addition to rigorous training programs, the same does not imply for those who think they can eat Twinks and keep a Twink body without sufficient cardio.

This is what happens when a twink lets himself go 🐷 (2021 - 2024)

Uhhh, where's Kevin? I haven't seen him since last night and he left his phone on the coffee table . . .

Comment what changed you notice

There’s something so exhilarating about getting back out on the hunt after dedicating the last two months to digesting the biggest meal of your life. Not that you didn’t enjoy all of Billy’s meat, but maybe going after Twinks for a little while might be the move. Afterall, you loved the chase every time