If You Get Close Itll Make You Disappear Though

If you get close it’ll make you disappear though

          somehow that camouflage isn’t making that butt disappear

Can’t wait to see you there, after-all you’re the main course!

big stuffing tn;)

Generally speaking though I still recommend it ‘cause even if they end up eating you, they’ll protect you from other predators

Too bad you got digested and won’t be able to enjoy it

                       you’re gonna like the way you look

I know cannibalism is considered bad and all, and trust me I’m trying to cut back. But if it’s really so bad then why are men so freaking delicious!?

What’s a cute little snack like you doing in the middle of the street. Let me get you to a warm home. That position’s comfortable for you, right?

#cro #hr