You Know Man, Slick Pants Like That Make A Quick And Easy Entrance. I Would Say I Could Teach You How

You know man, slick pants like that make a quick and easy entrance. I would say I could teach you how to protect yourself, but that won’t matter in a minute.

#srb

Everyday, just waiting for him to say he needs more energy than just his cup of coffee so you swoop in and volunteer

Someone’s clearly trying to rub in the fact that his friends ate your friend.

Realizing what will happen next, your friend turned meal simply requested for 5 more minutes for the sun to shine on his skin. 5 minutes before peacefully guiding himself inside you. 5 minutes; No more, no less.

What about the young dudes who don’t have to work a day in their life because they were lucky enough to be born into old money. Well, I should say lucky until we catch them, of course. Something about prey feeling entitled really gets me going. They act like they own the world, only for me to come along and own them before they melt away to nothing.

It’s too bad all the richest people are old and kinda crusty, otherwise I’d do an “eat the rich” meme post

Damn! He could devour the hulk in one swallow with that Neck!